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Queen of the Mist
QUEEN OF THE MIST
Rank: Tom xyop96
Nominated by xyop96

With a cat or a turtle or a friend; with nothing, or in a pickle barrel, clad in kevlar or sans life preserver....CRAZY people are the ones who attempt to go over 'the falls'. The leader of this elite daredevil club was Annie Edson Taylor. A school teacher and a dance instructor with a lifestyle more then her means made her attempt to a retirement of fame and fortune with her fall. Her modified pickle barrel was padded with a mattress and pressurized with a bicycle pump. The 63 year old was wise enough to send her cat Iagara on the test run. Sealed with a cork Annie went next and in 1901 went down in history as the first person to go over Niagara falls in a barrel. She survived but received very little fortune.

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Peekaru
PEEKARU
Home Slice
Nominated by Home Slice

The newest member of the marsupial family is the Peekaru. This crazy new animal has a super soft fleece fur that has actually been enhanced by the consumption of plastic bottles.  This new creature seems quite tame and has been know to frequent weekend youth soccer games. 

The Peekaru has been spotted in a variety of colors: black, gray, green, lavender and blue.  The location of the pouch seems to vary from the front to the back,  and taking the marsupial gene pool to the next level, the male Peekaru comes equipped with a pouch so that he too can care for his young.

If you would like to check out a Peekaru in person visit TogetherBe for a list of locations.

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/12/2009
i dont see how this could beat anything this month... except maybe tiesto... or if the boyfriend Pillow comes back ... reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 6/13/2009
I would really like to see a peekaru vs. snuggie vs. boyfriend pillow vs. SkyRest pillow vs. couch dress death match. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 6/13/2009
and them all against mock apple pie.
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Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/10/2009
Quaaaaaaaid, start the reaaaaactoorrrrrrr. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to MediocreMarvel on 6/10/2009
If Peekaru had been billed as your very own Quatto costume, would that have earned it some awesome points? reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to the_mad_nader on 6/11/2009
Man, I got six kids to feed. I don't have time to worry about that. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to MediocreMarvel on 6/11/2009
I thought you said it was 5 kids....? reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/12/2009
He's been busy. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Queen of the Mist ) on 6/9/2009
The Day you put yourself in a Pickle Barrel and Get tossed over the Niagara Falls is the day you get to vote against The Queen of The Mist reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to xyop96 on 6/9/2009
I'm not questioning the stones it took to do this amazing feat - I'm just wondering whether it's Awesome courageousness or pointless and kinda lame. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/8/2009
Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and [try to] make the argument for the Peekaru. (A) I promotes bonding between parent and child. (B) It allows the child to be warmed by the parent's body heat. (C) It's got a cooler name than a "Baby Bjorn". (D) It contains the little ankle-biters so they can't run over and bother me. (E) It's like baby a transportation unit AND a straight-jacket in one. Alright, that's about the best I can do...sorry Peekaru inventors... reply

Rank: Pepper lilatene
lilatene replied to the_mad_nader on 6/9/2009
I thought argument D was compelling, but then I realized the peekaru only contains the kids' movement, not the sound. If it had some kind of soundproof bubble (that lets air through), I'd be all for it. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/7/2009
APPLE PIE NEBODY? reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Queen of the Mist ) on 6/7/2009
WORD! Going Over Niagara Falls is No JOKE reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
Mock....Apple.....Pie reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Over Chindogu? I don't think so. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The McBoxman on 6/5/2009
Isn't it possible to have TWO MAPs this month? reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Sooner or later they will battle in an epic UnAwesomeOff competition. The winner will maintain its dignity, while the other will wallow in shame, eating Spam and Mock Apple Pie for all eternity. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The McBoxman on 6/5/2009
Peekaru is far less awesome than Chindogu. Chindogu is about the spirit of inovation, which is awesome, combined with an inability to separate the wheat from the chaff. Peekaru combines creepy with crappy. Plus it involves children, and children are inherently not awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 6/5/2009
I'm forced to agree with Olav on this one. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Lol, alright, i see it. Peekaru kinda reminds me of a birth, but somehow everything got flipped around in there and popped out of her chest. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to on 6/5/2009
Seriously... how is Peekaru at 2%? Someone voted for Peekaru over a planet-destroying laser? RUJK? ZOMG! HTML? WTF? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
OK, this is like that scene in Alien where the baby alien bursts out through the guy's chest except this is far more disturbing because it's an actual real life human baby. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
It's like a baby Snuggie. reply


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