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Plight of the Snowman
PLIGHT OF THE SNOWMAN
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Hard times have hit the snowman community. Global warming seems to be threatening these winter loving creatures. Snowmen around the world are reacting to their impending demise, most are resorting to peaceful demonstrations. But, some are building armies while others have let the stress get to them and have been known to attack. Toddlers have even been captured. BEWARE of the aggressive snowman!

One Snowman activist said, "I hope things will turn around for the world snowman community now that the new American president seems to believe in global warming. Perhaps, his diplomatic ways will be an in road to changing Mother Nature's stance. In the mean time I hope that Snowmen will be put on the endangered species list. This may reduce the amount of late night bully attacks."

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The Hamburger Bed
THE HAMBURGER BED
Rank: Schultz Jerza
Nominated by Jerza
Special Selection February 09

The Hamburger Bed was made by Kayla Kromer from a '70 circular mattress she got off of craigslist. Other than the mattress, the rest of the bed is her own invention, and it is awesome. It comes with cheese, lettuce, pickle and a sesame bun. The bed has even amassed a fanbase on facebook that exceeds 6,000 members!

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