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Plight of the Snowman
PLIGHT OF THE SNOWMAN
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Hard times have hit the snowman community. Global warming seems to be threatening these winter loving creatures. Snowmen around the world are reacting to their impending demise, most are resorting to peaceful demonstrations. But, some are building armies while others have let the stress get to them and have been known to attack. Toddlers have even been captured. BEWARE of the aggressive snowman!

One Snowman activist said, "I hope things will turn around for the world snowman community now that the new American president seems to believe in global warming. Perhaps, his diplomatic ways will be an in road to changing Mother Nature's stance. In the mean time I hope that Snowmen will be put on the endangered species list. This may reduce the amount of late night bully attacks."

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Shrunken Heads
SHRUNKEN HEADS
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

The ancient art of shrinking human heads originated within the Jivaro tribe from deep in the Amazon. The Jivaro were a war-like people who believed in blood revenge. Warriors would remove the enemies head and shrink it as a trophy known as a tsantsa. This trophy possessed the enemies soul and was believed to have magical powers.

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Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri commented ( about Shrunken Heads ) on 2/21/2009
there are three shrunken heads at the new york museum of natural history that i love looking at. in person shrunken heads are really really awesome, and they make me throw up a little bit. reply


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