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Plight of the Snowman
PLIGHT OF THE SNOWMAN
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Hard times have hit the snowman community. Global warming seems to be threatening these winter loving creatures. Snowmen around the world are reacting to their impending demise, most are resorting to peaceful demonstrations. But, some are building armies while others have let the stress get to them and have been known to attack. Toddlers have even been captured. BEWARE of the aggressive snowman!

One Snowman activist said, "I hope things will turn around for the world snowman community now that the new American president seems to believe in global warming. Perhaps, his diplomatic ways will be an in road to changing Mother Nature's stance. In the mean time I hope that Snowmen will be put on the endangered species list. This may reduce the amount of late night bully attacks."

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Saber Toothed Deer
SABER TOOTHED DEER
Rank: Schultz onetwobri
Nominated by onetwobri

It Lives!!! in the form of the Chinese Water Deer and the Musk Deer. The Saber Toothed Deer looks exactly like a normal deer, except that it is a little bit furrier and instead of antlers it has giant saber tooth tiger teeth. These teeth are retractable and can be moved out of the way when eating, or thrust forward to fight. They live mostly in China and Korea, but there are small populations in Britain and France where they escaped from zoos and began populating on their own.

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Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Ivana B. Awesome commented ( about Saber Toothed Deer ) on 2/6/2009
What does he need those teeth for? reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to Ivana B. Awesome on 2/6/2009
The male Chinese water deer are very territorial. They will bite and sometimes kill each other if another male gets too close. (awesome) During the rutting season, males will also fight for prospective mates. (also awesome) reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal replied to on 2/7/2009
killing the rare saber tooth turtle, of course reply

Rank: Schultz G-willi
G-willi replied to Hannibal on 2/19/2009
what saber tooth turtle? reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to G-willi on 2/21/2009
it's very rare. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Saber Toothed Deer ) on 2/6/2009
Sorry to bring this up, but shouldn't there be a hyphen? Like "Saber-Toothed," since that's adjectival?

I just think hyphens are awesome. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 2/16/2009
LOL, Olav, always looking for the awesome in awesome... reply


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