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Plight of the Snowman
PLIGHT OF THE SNOWMAN
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Hard times have hit the snowman community. Global warming seems to be threatening these winter loving creatures. Snowmen around the world are reacting to their impending demise, most are resorting to peaceful demonstrations. But, some are building armies while others have let the stress get to them and have been known to attack. Toddlers have even been captured. BEWARE of the aggressive snowman!

One Snowman activist said, "I hope things will turn around for the world snowman community now that the new American president seems to believe in global warming. Perhaps, his diplomatic ways will be an in road to changing Mother Nature's stance. In the mean time I hope that Snowmen will be put on the endangered species list. This may reduce the amount of late night bully attacks."

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Flying Spaghetti Monster
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
Special Selection February 09

Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, your Awesomeness!  Deity of unintelligent design. I forgive you, for tho created me not so perfect.  I know you only did this because you had a 'few too many'. Otherwise I'd have a noodly appendage too.  As you know us pastafarian—those who have been touched by your noodliness—feel with your direction we can embrace the latest pirate fashion and conquer global warming.   We Believe!

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 9/2/2009
i believe reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/7/2009
FSM IS FREEKEN EPIC! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009
From Wikipedia: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity thought up and designed as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. The FSM is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,[3] founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson. Since the intelligent design movement used ambiguous references to an unspecified 'Intelligent Designer' to avoid court rulings prohibiting the teaching of creationism as a science, this presumably left open the possibility that any imaginable thing could fill that role. reply

Rank: Ermey Kid Indiana
Kid Indiana commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009
Isn't this a Church of the Subgenius related thingy? reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Kid Indiana on 2/6/2009
It isn't Church of the Subgenius at all. It's Pastafarianism. reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal replied to Olav Rokne on 2/7/2009
lol pastafarianism reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
I think you mean it's the Pastafari movement. reply


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