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Plight of the Snowman
PLIGHT OF THE SNOWMAN
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Hard times have hit the snowman community. Global warming seems to be threatening these winter loving creatures. Snowmen around the world are reacting to their impending demise, most are resorting to peaceful demonstrations. But, some are building armies while others have let the stress get to them and have been known to attack. Toddlers have even been captured. BEWARE of the aggressive snowman!

One Snowman activist said, "I hope things will turn around for the world snowman community now that the new American president seems to believe in global warming. Perhaps, his diplomatic ways will be an in road to changing Mother Nature's stance. In the mean time I hope that Snowmen will be put on the endangered species list. This may reduce the amount of late night bully attacks."

Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
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Filename: snowman_worried.jpg
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Filename: snowman_toddler.jpg
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Url: http://flickr.com/photos/redplastic/3090466750/
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Filename: snowman_mutant.jpg
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Url: http://flickr.com/photos/43147489@N00/312342447/
Filename: snowman_gluttony.jpg
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Url: http://flickr.com/photos/mpburrows/369872609/
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Filename: snowman_blackwhite.jpg
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Url: http://flickr.com/photos/smallape/72499441/
Filename: snowman_army3.jpg
Source: sachman75 on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/sacharules/2259528461/
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Blue Whale
BLUE WHALE
Rank: Klinger Geoduck
Nominated by Geoduck

The Largest Animal to Ever Live! 50 people can stand on it's tongue! The Blue Whale also has the honor of being the loudest animal...perhaps because it's ear is the size of a tip of a pencil. Say no more!

Nominated by Geoduck
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Url: http://flickr.com/photos/shadowstorm/404158384/
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Url: http://flickr.com/photos/ideonexus/3124893329/
Filename: bluewhale_gov.jpg
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Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blue_Whale_001_noaa_body_color.jpg
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Url: http://flickr.com/photos/plucker/19165650/
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Url: http://flickr.com/photos/batterypower/2888926924/
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