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Plight of the Snowman
PLIGHT OF THE SNOWMAN
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Hard times have hit the snowman community. Global warming seems to be threatening these winter loving creatures. Snowmen around the world are reacting to their impending demise, most are resorting to peaceful demonstrations. But, some are building armies while others have let the stress get to them and have been known to attack. Toddlers have even been captured. BEWARE of the aggressive snowman!

One Snowman activist said, "I hope things will turn around for the world snowman community now that the new American president seems to believe in global warming. Perhaps, his diplomatic ways will be an in road to changing Mother Nature's stance. In the mean time I hope that Snowmen will be put on the endangered species list. This may reduce the amount of late night bully attacks."

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Aurora Borealis
AURORA BOREALIS
Nominated by Unknown
3rd Place February 09

The Aurora Borealis is an astronomical phenomena in which energetic particles light up the upper atmosphere with a luminous glow. It is understandable that tribes of the past tried to make sense of this eerie, awe inspiring affect!

Over the years the explanations of teh Northern Lights have varied greatly:

  • lighted pathways to heaven
  • omens of war
  • giant dancing salmon spirit
  • walrus spirits playing ball with a human skull
  • giants on a spearfishing exhibition
  • fires from blubber boiling dwarfs

 

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Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Aurora Borealis ) on 9/23/2009
Look, I didn't want to have to break this to anyone, but the Aurora Borealis is fake. It was invented by the Canadian Governor General in 1890 as a way to promote tourism, and is created by spraying our clouds with kool-aid. Simple, really, but the hoax has taken on a life of its own. The excess kool-aid is messy and kind of gross. It's wasteful, phony, and not that awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 9/23/2009
Actually, am I the only one who thinks that story makes it MORE Awesome? reply

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Godbot replied to on 9/24/2009
Science is so kool! reply


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