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Rockin' Steady
ROCKIN' STEADY
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Holy Shit! This book is cool. Rockin' Steady was written by the famous basketball player Walt Frazier.   He gives the low down on how to play ball...but the book really is about the King of Cool and what it takes to be as cool as him. The book is loaded with informational diagrams and classic illustrations, like Wardrobe Stats and How to Catch a Fly.

Rockin' Steady includes important tips like: how to avoid baldness, because that would not be cool.  Walt tells every detail of his cool existence he includes: how to dry off; how he's decorated his bedroom with a circular bed and matching ceiling mirror; how he likes to keep his living room dark like a night club; that he smokes a cigar (but doesn't inhale) because the puff looks good with his outfits.

I recommend everyone heads out to the Library of Congress and spend the afternoon catching up on your cool. (It's there, I checked.)

PS  Cool (1974) = Awesome (2009)

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Rockin' Steady was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Unibrow


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Troy Hurtubise's Inventions


Gong


The Viking Helmet


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Chindogu


Tiesto


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rockin' Steady was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Che Guevara


Death Star


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Indy's Whip

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Peekaru
PEEKARU
Home Slice
Nominated by Home Slice

The newest member of the marsupial family is the Peekaru. This crazy new animal has a super soft fleece fur that has actually been enhanced by the consumption of plastic bottles.  This new creature seems quite tame and has been know to frequent weekend youth soccer games. 

The Peekaru has been spotted in a variety of colors: black, gray, green, lavender and blue.  The location of the pouch seems to vary from the front to the back,  and taking the marsupial gene pool to the next level, the male Peekaru comes equipped with a pouch so that he too can care for his young.

If you would like to check out a Peekaru in person visit TogetherBe for a list of locations.

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Peekaru was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Tiesto


Peekaru was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Octo-Stache


The Stig


Queen of the Mist


Gong


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Teddy Roosevelt


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Death Star


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/12/2009
i dont see how this could beat anything this month... except maybe tiesto... or if the boyfriend Pillow comes back ... reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 6/13/2009
I would really like to see a peekaru vs. snuggie vs. boyfriend pillow vs. SkyRest pillow vs. couch dress death match. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 6/13/2009
and them all against mock apple pie.
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Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/10/2009
Quaaaaaaaid, start the reaaaaactoorrrrrrr. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to MediocreMarvel on 6/10/2009
If Peekaru had been billed as your very own Quatto costume, would that have earned it some awesome points? reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to the_mad_nader on 6/11/2009
Man, I got six kids to feed. I don't have time to worry about that. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to MediocreMarvel on 6/11/2009
I thought you said it was 5 kids....? reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/12/2009
He's been busy. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/8/2009
Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and [try to] make the argument for the Peekaru. (A) I promotes bonding between parent and child. (B) It allows the child to be warmed by the parent's body heat. (C) It's got a cooler name than a "Baby Bjorn". (D) It contains the little ankle-biters so they can't run over and bother me. (E) It's like baby a transportation unit AND a straight-jacket in one. Alright, that's about the best I can do...sorry Peekaru inventors... reply

Rank: Pepper lilatene
lilatene replied to the_mad_nader on 6/9/2009
I thought argument D was compelling, but then I realized the peekaru only contains the kids' movement, not the sound. If it had some kind of soundproof bubble (that lets air through), I'd be all for it. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/7/2009
APPLE PIE NEBODY? reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
Mock....Apple.....Pie reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Over Chindogu? I don't think so. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The McBoxman on 6/5/2009
Isn't it possible to have TWO MAPs this month? reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Sooner or later they will battle in an epic UnAwesomeOff competition. The winner will maintain its dignity, while the other will wallow in shame, eating Spam and Mock Apple Pie for all eternity. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The McBoxman on 6/5/2009
Peekaru is far less awesome than Chindogu. Chindogu is about the spirit of inovation, which is awesome, combined with an inability to separate the wheat from the chaff. Peekaru combines creepy with crappy. Plus it involves children, and children are inherently not awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 6/5/2009
I'm forced to agree with Olav on this one. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Lol, alright, i see it. Peekaru kinda reminds me of a birth, but somehow everything got flipped around in there and popped out of her chest. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to on 6/5/2009
Seriously... how is Peekaru at 2%? Someone voted for Peekaru over a planet-destroying laser? RUJK? ZOMG! HTML? WTF? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Rockin' Steady ) on 6/5/2009
Having trouble gauging awesomness. Can we get more example photos and/or excerpts? reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
OK, this is like that scene in Alien where the baby alien bursts out through the guy's chest except this is far more disturbing because it's an actual real life human baby. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
It's like a baby Snuggie. reply


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