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Paul Bunyan
PAUL BUNYAN
Nominated by Mountain Man
4th Place April 09

It took 5 giant storks to deliver this Legendary Lumberjack.  As a baby his laugh broke every window in the house.  He quickly learned that the Northwoods was the best place for someone with his strength.   He could take down a whole forest with one swing of his ax. Lucky for him, Babe his Blue Ox helped haul in the lumber.  Paul Bunyan can take credit for creating the Great Lakes, the Grand Canyon and Mount Hood. But in my opinion the best thing that came out of the folk legend is the Lumberjack Breakfast. 

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Paul Bunyan was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Monster Trucks


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


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Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Garden Gnomes


General Lee 01


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Mister Rogers doing The Wave


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Ninja Hauler Listing


Double-Necked Guitars


Smoking Smarties


Master of the Internet


Cossacks


Super Broker Shuffle


Easter Eggs


The Leia Wig


Nessie


Hammerhead Sharks


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This Super Stars MusiCard


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


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Paul Bunyan was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Giant Nintendo Controller


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Theo Jansen's Art


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


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Rollerman


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Space Invader Invasion


Space Invader Invasion


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Captain James T. Kirk


Johnny Cash


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


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Mister Rogers doing The Wave
MISTER ROGERS DOING THE WAVE
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
January 2009 Champion

If you grew up in Mister Rogers Hood, you're sure to appreciate his smooth moves. See the whole breakdance segment

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Song for Sarah


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Mister Rogers doing The Wave was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Shaved Ball Cap


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


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Robocop on a Unicorn


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Freerunning


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Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Johnny Cash


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Les Claypool

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Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Paul Bunyan ) on 4/27/2009
Some Awesome things about Paul Bunyan: Paul Bunyan created the Great Lakes so he would have a watering hole large enough for Babe. When he was a week old, he had to wear his father's clothes. Paul's clothing was so large they had to use wagon wheels for buttons. They used a lumber wagon drawn by a team of oxen as a baby carriage. He outgre that, and they had to build him a raft and floated it off the coast of Maine. When Paul turned over, it caused a 75 foot tidal wave in the Bay of Fundy. They had to send the British Navy over to Maine to wake him up. The sailors fired every canon they had in the fleet for seven hours straight before Paul Bunyan woke from his nap! When he stepped off the raft, Paul accidentally sank four war ships and he had to scramble around sccooping sailors out of the water before they drowned. Paul Bunyan was the Chuck Norris of his time. reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to The Dude on 9/3/2009
Whats even more Awesome is that Paul and I originate from the same state (or at least Bangor claims he did)! His big ole wooden statue is just across town. reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri commented ( about Mister Rogers doing The Wave ) on 1/31/2009
I think.... I think this would be awesome if Fred Rogers had the kid teach him how to "wave" and then he could do it really really well. But since his dancing is sorta half-ass, I say not awesome... but it IS really sweet. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Mister Rogers doing The Wave ) on 1/19/2009
I just watched this for the 14th time, and I still can't believe it. I think Mr. Rogers single handedly set white people dancing back 100 years. reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/3/2009
Agreed, TJ's art has way better moves. reply


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