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       PAUL BUNYAN
4th Place April 09 It took 5 giant storks to deliver this Legendary Lumberjack. As a baby his laugh broke every window in the house. He quickly learned that the Northwoods was the best place for someone with his strength. He could take down a whole forest with one swing of his ax. Lucky for him, Babe his Blue Ox helped haul in the lumber. Paul Bunyan can take credit for creating the Great Lakes, the Grand Canyon and Mount Hood. But in my opinion the best thing that came out of the folk legend is the Lumberjack Breakfast.
Nominated by Mountain Man
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Filename: PaulBunyan.jpgSource: abbey*christine on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/abbeychristine/846941931/ 
Filename: paulbunyan_babe.jpgSource: Marilyn M on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/moomoo/404370115/ 
Filename: PaulBunyan_logs.jpgSource: Mykl Roventine on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/myklroventine/1456553262/ 
Filename: PaulBunyan_festival.jpgSource: 12fh on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/12fh/1230491208/ 
Filename: PaulBunyan_beard.jpgSource: mstephens7 on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/michaelsphotos/148674452/
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Paul Bunyan was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Monster Trucks  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Lamborghinis & Deloreans  Meat Suitcase  Sasquatch  Garden Gnomes  General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  El Chupacabra  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Polio Vaccine  Beer Maids  Ski Jump Toilet  Ninja Hauler Listing  Double-Necked Guitars  Smoking Smarties  Master of the Internet  Cossacks  Super Broker Shuffle  Easter Eggs  The Leia Wig  Nessie  Hammerhead Sharks  Max Raabe  This Super Stars MusiCard  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Literal Video Versions Paul Bunyan was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Chewbacca  Giant Nintendo Controller  Venus Fly Traps  Theo Jansen's Art  Robocop on a Unicorn  Roller Derby  Freerunning  Wingsuit Base Jumping  Badass Mountain Men  Hedgehogs  WAKE n' BACON  Zombies  Rollerman Rollerman  Extreme Shepherding  Space Invader Invasion Space Invader Invasion Space Invader Invasion  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator  The Brick Testament  Captain James T. Kirk  Johnny Cash  Death Star  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Hunter S. Thompson  MST3K  Extent of the Universe  Mark Twain  Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur  Walking on the Moon  Les Claypool
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   MEAT SUITCASE
Special Selection October 08 The Wurstkoffer seems to be famous on the web....and is helping Germany with it's image. Handymen can be prepared for any job with this case loaded up. There appears to be a variety of versions of this photo, with and without nifty sales text. As a vegetarian, I can not gaze upon this creation without a bit of disgust; but I can not deny its appeal.
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
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Meat Suitcase was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Horse Moustache  Spam  Tom Seleck's Stache Meat Suitcase was voted LESS AWESOME than: Chewbacca The Couch Dress  Dan Deacon Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap Giant Nintendo Controller Giant Nintendo Controller  Jesus Christ Jesus Christ  Little Superstar Little Superstar  Mullet Family  Pickle Surprise Sasquatch Venus Fly Traps Theo Jansen's Art  Nikola Tesla  Crop Circles Mock Apple Pie El Chupacabra  BigDog Robot Robocop on a Unicorn Roller Derby Freerunning Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  President Obama The Hamburger Bed Wingsuit Base Jumping  Aurora Borealis Badass Mountain Men Beer Maids WAKE n' BACON Zombies Rollerman Paul Bunyan Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator The Brick Testament  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  The Man with No Name Johnny Cash  Teddy Roosevelt  Library of Congress James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Death Star Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee Hunter S. Thompson MST3K Extent of the Universe Mark Twain Jesus Riding A Dinosaur Walking on the Moon Les Claypool
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Is Meat Suitcase related to Meat Loaf?
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Not by blood, but possibly by marriage.
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Where does Meatwad fit into the lineage?
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Bastard offspring of a one night stand
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Bastard offspring of a one night stand
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Top left. Looks like a turd. Turd meat, not awesome. Nuff said.
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Some Awesome things about Paul Bunyan:
Paul Bunyan created the Great Lakes so he would have a watering hole large enough for Babe.
When he was a week old, he had to wear his father's clothes.
Paul's clothing was so large they had to use wagon wheels for buttons. They used a lumber wagon drawn by a team of oxen as a baby carriage.
He outgre that, and they had to build him a raft and floated it off the coast of Maine. When Paul turned over, it caused a 75 foot tidal wave in the Bay of Fundy. They had to send the British Navy over to Maine to wake him up. The sailors fired every canon they had in the fleet for seven hours straight before Paul Bunyan woke from his nap! When he stepped off the raft, Paul accidentally sank four war ships and he had to scramble around sccooping sailors out of the water before they drowned.
Paul Bunyan was the Chuck Norris of his time.
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Whats even more Awesome is that Paul and I originate from the same state (or at least Bangor claims he did)! His big ole wooden statue is just across town.
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The Wurstkoffer is KILLING all moustaches
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I like the before and after pairing, but the meat suitcase is so disturbing as to be the clear choice.
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