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Nessie
NESSIE
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Nessie (aka The Loch Ness Monster) was first spotted in the 6th century and quickly converted to Christianity. She is understandably shy. Luckly she uses a vast network of underwater caves as her secret liar. Her rubber like skin that can expand or contract on command has also come in quite handy over the years, especially with a growth rate of 1 inch each year. If anyone happens upon her ...see if she has any tips on surviving the next ice age and be sure to get the map eternal life.

PS She would like her tooth back.

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Don Hertzfeldt's Shorts
DON HERTZFELDT'S SHORTS
Rank: Tom Ghazi
Nominated by Ghazi

"My spoon is too big!"

Don Hertzfeldt is an award winning animator.  His short films have been featured at thousands of film festivals.  'Rejected' was nominated for an Oscar in 2001.  His use of traditional (old school) techniques mixed with a pure un-formula-ized artistic expression creates a raw and real final product.  Join the cult movement or learn where his films are playing by visiting Bitter Films

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Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Nessie ) on 4/7/2009
I consider myself to be one of Nessie's underwater allies. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi commented ( about Don Hertzfeldt's Shorts ) on 4/7/2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSb-nV8l2QY reply


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