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The Man with No Name
THE MAN WITH NO NAME
Rank: Gomer HankBobs
Nominated by HankBobs

2nd Place May 09

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. " —The Man With No Name

The Man with No Name is as fictional character played by Clint Eastwood in three movies: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, For a Fistful of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More. Not only was this one of the greatest characters in any western, these are also some of the best westerns ever. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is currently listed as the #4 highest rated movie of all time on imdb.com.

The man with no name was totally awesome. He lived through all three movies, while killing every other serious opponents. He never lost a gun battle. He was captured a number of times, but never lost his cool. He was 'the good' but really never was all that good. He looked out for himself, but walked the edge efficiently enough to remain a morale man.

As well as all of his skills, he rocked a totally sweet poncho, carried a vintage Colt 1851 Navy .36, and wore perhaps the greatest cowboy hat ever filmed. We don't condone smoking, but if you have to smoke, the cigarillos the Man with No Name was hooked on were the coolest tobacco in the West.

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Easy Bake(R) Oven


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Rollerman


Pride and Prejudice and Zombies


Neil Peart's Drum Kit


Bette Calman the Yoga "Supergran"


Eskil Ronningsbakken


Jimi's Star-Spangled Banner


Pop Rocks


Spork


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Danny MacAskill


Danny MacAskill


Cyclops


Sammy Hagar Can't Drive 55


Captain James T. Kirk


Shutter Shades


Cutty Sark


Shadow Hare


Meerkat Manor


Head and Wrist Bands


Banksy


Banksy


Urban Camouflage


Coracle


Tree Hugging


Throat Singing


Moustaches


Forbidden Fist of the Ninja


Johnny Cash


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Literal Video Versions


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Les Claypool


The Man with No Name was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Aurora Borealis


The Brick Testament


Chewbacca


Theo Jansen's Art


Robocop on a Unicorn


Freerunning


President Obama


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


The Brick Testament


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


MST3K


Walking on the Moon

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Little Superstar
LITTLE SUPERSTAR
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

October 2008 Champion

If we had a resident science teacher, and they gave us a weekly pop quiz:

"Define the word awesome using a carbon-based life form weighing less than 50 lbs."

 The only answer possible... is Little Superstar.  

 

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The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Side Stache


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


Meat Suitcase


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Pickle Surprise


Tom Seleck's Stache


Cuy - last supper


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


President Obama


Space Invader Invasion


Literal Video Versions


Little Superstar was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Zombies


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Johnny Cash


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about this matchup ) on 10/1/2009
Get 6 coffins ready. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 10/1/2009
5 normal sized and one of 'em really little. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/24/2009
This video just makes me happy every time I watch it! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/15/2009
There is no doubt in my mind that if we sent Little Superstar back in time 2009 years and he did this dance he would have out shined Jesus and have overtaken the title of 'son of god'. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/15/2009
Sorry, but Jesus is "Lord of the Dance." reply high five

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to Godbot on 9/16/2009
I thought that was Michael Flatley. reply high five

Rank: Burr JS
JS commented ( about The Man with No Name ) on 9/15/2009
I passed a van this morning with a Man with No Name mural on it. reply high five1

Rank: TBD DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about The Man with No Name ) on 6/1/2009
The Man with No Name was the inspiration for Roland the Gunslinger in Stephen King's magnum opus "The Dark Tower." Awesome begetting awesome = double awesome. reply high five

Rank: Klinger Jack McTanner
Jack McTanner replied to DorkPower on 6/4/2009
The Dark Tower should definitely be nominated sometime or another. reply high five

Rank: Pepper onetwobri
onetwobri commented ( about The Man with No Name ) on 5/11/2009
the man with no name is what i've used for my basis of what is awesome since i first saw him when i was 9. and, from a purely feminine point of view.... he's really f***ing hot reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ivana B. Awesome
Ivana B. Awesome replied to onetwobri on 5/11/2009
I agree - anyone who can look that sexy and badass in a poncho has my awesome vote. reply high five

Rank: Pepper onetwobri
onetwobri replied to Ivana B. Awesome on 5/11/2009
i KNOW! i did not think it was possible. actually, it isn't possible. but the man with no name doesn't waste his time in such frivolous things like what is "possible" and what is "not at all possible in any way wtf" p.s. are we the only chicks here? reply high five


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