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Meat Suitcase
MEAT SUITCASE
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Special Selection October 08

The Wurstkoffer seems to be famous on the web....and is helping Germany with it's image.  Handymen can be prepared for any job with this case loaded up. 

There appears to be a variety of versions of this photo, with and without nifty sales text.  As a vegetarian, I can not gaze upon this creation without a bit of disgust; but I can not deny its appeal.  

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Meat Suitcase was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


Horse Moustache


Sliced Bread


Spam


Spam


Tom Seleck's Stache


Navel Fluff Collection


Erwin Wurm's "Fat House"


This Super Stars MusiCard


Tree Hugging


Peekaru


ManBabies


it's gonna be hot.


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The Button King


koteka


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Meat Suitcase was voted LESS AWESOME than:

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Chewbacca


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The Couch Dress


Dan Deacon


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


Little Superstar


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Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Twinkies


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Mock Apple Pie


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El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


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Roller Derby


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Miracle On Ice


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The Hamburger Bed


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Badass Mountain Men


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WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Rollerman


Paul Bunyan


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool


Gunther

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Little Superstar
LITTLE SUPERSTAR
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

October 2008 Champion

If we had a resident science teacher, and they gave us a weekly pop quiz:

"Define the word awesome using a carbon-based life form weighing less than 50 lbs."

 The only answer possible... is Little Superstar.  

 

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Little Superstar was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Side Stache


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


Meat Suitcase


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Pickle Surprise


Tom Seleck's Stache


Cuy - last supper


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


President Obama


Space Invader Invasion


Literal Video Versions


Little Superstar was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Zombies


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Johnny Cash


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 8/12/2011
I have never, and will never, vote against Meat Suitcase reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 8/13/2011
I still think that the thing in the top left corner looks like a turd, and I'm not sure if that makes it more or less Awesome. reply high five1

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to The Dude on 8/15/2011
I'm gonna go with more reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/2/2009
Is Meat Suitcase related to Meat Loaf? reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to Godbot on 10/2/2009
Not by blood, but possibly by marriage. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to on 10/2/2009
Where does Meatwad fit into the lineage? reply high five

Rank: Schultz Metronomis
Metronomis replied to MediocreMarvel on 10/3/2009
Bastard offspring of a one night stand reply high five

Rank: Schultz Metronomis
Metronomis replied to on 10/3/2009
Bastard offspring of a one night stand reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/24/2009
This video just makes me happy every time I watch it! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/15/2009
There is no doubt in my mind that if we sent Little Superstar back in time 2009 years and he did this dance he would have out shined Jesus and have overtaken the title of 'son of god'. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/15/2009
Sorry, but Jesus is "Lord of the Dance." reply high five

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to Godbot on 9/16/2009
I thought that was Michael Flatley. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 9/7/2009
Top left. Looks like a turd. Turd meat, not awesome. Nuff said. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/16/2008
The Wurstkoffer is KILLING all moustaches reply high five

Carmat Karu
Carmat Karu commented ( about Meat Suitcase ) on 10/14/2008
I like the before and after pairing, but the meat suitcase is so disturbing as to be the clear choice. reply high five1


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