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Johnny Cash
JOHNNY CASH
Rank: Klinger Geoduck
Nominated by Geoduck

3rd Place June 09

"Every man knows that he is a sissy compared to Johnny Cash." - Bono

Legendary American musician, Johnny Cash is in both the Country Hall of Fame and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He wrote over 1000 songs and won 13 Grammies in his life.

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Little Superstar
LITTLE SUPERSTAR
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

October 2008 Champion

If we had a resident science teacher, and they gave us a weekly pop quiz:

"Define the word awesome using a carbon-based life form weighing less than 50 lbs."

 The only answer possible... is Little Superstar.  

 

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Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/24/2009
This video just makes me happy every time I watch it! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/15/2009
There is no doubt in my mind that if we sent Little Superstar back in time 2009 years and he did this dance he would have out shined Jesus and have overtaken the title of 'son of god'. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/15/2009
Sorry, but Jesus is "Lord of the Dance." reply high five

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to Godbot on 9/16/2009
I thought that was Michael Flatley. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/8/2009
Greatness here goes to Cash, but awesomeness goes to little Superstar reply high five

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/8/2009
Agreed reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Johnny Cash ) on 6/14/2009
I agree this isn't the quintessential Johnny Cash song. I think what's awesome about it though is that he was like 70 years old, a country and rock and roll legend; and he decided to do a cover album of some really great work by artists 40-50 years younger than him. (and in more than a few cases he did better jobs than the original artists.) About that time he was showing up to play a couple of songs at a number of Beck concerts. Three or four years ago one of my clients, a hip skateboard/snowboard/surf brand decided to play only Johnny Cash on their phone system. He was a relevant musician for 50+ years, to generation after generation of listeners. I think that is what is so awesome about him, I think he transcended above every other artist born within 20 years of him. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 6/14/2009
I agree with you. I mean you could do Folsom Prison Blues or Boy Names Sue, but What other 70+ year old man do you know that could pull of Nine Inch Nails? reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Ghazi
Ghazi replied to The Dude on 6/17/2009
I agree, there is some classic stuff, but Hurt was awesome. reply high five

Rank: Solo the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Johnny Cash ) on 6/5/2009
Johnny Cash was certainly awesome, but I'm not sure this was the most awesome of song selections. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to the_mad_nader on 6/14/2009
remember, the song isn't nominated, Johnny Cash is.. reply high five


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