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        JESUS RIDING A DINOSAUR
4th Place August 09 Jesus did lots a great things. But, surely he was most envied for his skillz at dino riding. Editor's Note: This was nominated, and the pictures are awesome, but as a whole, I have no clue what this is. Is it an artistic movement? Is it a scientific movement? Is it a critique on the theory of Intelligent design? I don't know. If you can explain it, make a comment on it with the tab above!
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Filename: jesusridingdino_laplizard.jpgSource: mockstar on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mockstar/3160142971/ 
Filename: jesusridingdino_neck.jpgSource: unknown 
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Filename: jesusridingdino.jpgSource: negatendo on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/negatendo/3407655606/ 
Filename: jesusridingdino_prehistoric.jp...Source: Unknown- viral
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Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Chewbacca  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Jesus Christ  Little Superstar  Meat Suitcase  Venus Fly Traps  Theo Jansen's Art  General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  Roller Derby  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Beer Maids  Zombies  Rollerman  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator  The Brick Testament  Banksy  Johnny Cash  Library of Congress  Death Star  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  The Lone Ranger  Dante Bucci  Burj Dubai  The Godfather  Marilyn Manson  Mark Twain  Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall  Emperor Norton  Competitive Eating  Silly Putty  Afro Samurai  Les Claypool  The Lost City of Atlantis  Nostradamus  Jackalopes  Tim and Eric Awesome Show  Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide  Los Pikadientes De Caborca  Napoleon  Holy Hand Grenade  Shreddin Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Nikola Tesla  Robocop on a Unicorn  Badass Mountain Men  WAKE n' BACON  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  Teddy Roosevelt  MST3K Mark Twain  The Motherland Calls  Walking on the Moon
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   LITTLE SUPERSTAR
October 2008 Champion If we had a resident science teacher, and they gave us a weekly pop quiz: "Define the word awesome using a carbon-based life form weighing less than 50 lbs." The only answer possible... is Little Superstar.
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
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The Couch Dress Moustache Balaclava Shaved Ball Cap Shaved Ball Cap Shaved Ball Cap Giant Nintendo Controller  Side Stache  Sasquatch Venus Fly Traps Meat Suitcase Meat Suitcase  Mullet Family  Pickle Surprise  Tom Seleck's Stache  Cuy - last supper General Lee 01 Mock Apple Pie  BigDog Robot Dwight K. Schrute Mister Rogers doing The Wave President Obama Space Invader Invasion  Literal Video Versions Little Superstar was voted LESS AWESOME than: Jesus Christ Theo Jansen's Art Nikola Tesla Robocop on a Unicorn Roller Derby  Freerunning Miracle On Ice  Wingsuit Base Jumping Bob Ross Flying Spaghetti Monster Beer Maids  Hedgehogs Zombies Rollerman Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator The Brick Testament Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  The Man with No Name Johnny Cash Library of Congress  James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Death Star Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Hunter S. Thompson MST3K  Extent of the Universe  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur Walking on the Moon Les Claypool
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There is no doubt in my mind that if we sent Little Superstar back in time 2009 years and he did this dance he would have out shined Jesus and have overtaken the title of 'son of god'.
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according to some literal (creationist) interpretations of the bible, the earth is only 6400 years old, with the flood happening about 4000 years ago. Dinosaurs and man co-existed and yes, Jesus probably did ride them...
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It was during Jesus' "lost years" that he trained his various Thunder Steeds. He was assisted by his disciples, the brothers John and James, sons of Zebedee. It was for their ability as Dino Whisperers that Jesus nicknamed them the "Sons of Thunder."
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Anybody remember the cartoon "Dino Riders" from the 80s? If Jesus' dinosaur had machine guns, he would have kicked Robocop's a**.
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Peter tried to have machine guns offered as an option, prompting Jesus to famously rebuke him, saying, "He who lives by the machine gun, dies by the machine gun." (see the "Gospel According to Fred Flintstoned," chapter 4, verse 20) Chuck Norris thinks that this was a command. As for Robocop, I believe his unicorn shoots rainbows from it's horn, thus rendering it's targets, er, shall we say, "happy," and therefore no longer a threat.
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I really want Jesus on a Dinosaur to finish top eight, simply so that the tournament of champions can see Jesus on a Dinosaur Vs. Robocop on a Unicorn.
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