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Little Superstar
LITTLE SUPERSTAR
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

October 2008 Champion

If we had a resident science teacher, and they gave us a weekly pop quiz:

"Define the word awesome using a carbon-based life form weighing less than 50 lbs."

 The only answer possible... is Little Superstar.  

 

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Little Superstar was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Side Stache


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


Meat Suitcase


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Pickle Surprise


Tom Seleck's Stache


Cuy - last supper


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


President Obama


Space Invader Invasion


Literal Video Versions


Little Superstar was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Zombies


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Johnny Cash


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Jesus Christ
JESUS CHRIST
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Special Selection October 08

Again, a list of accomplishments is pretty quick and easy here.  For the record, there were hundreds of miracles, here's just a taste:

  • Walked on water... speaks for itself.. awesome. I hate getting wet too.
  • Made water into wine (poured out a little for his fallen homies)
  • Rocked the whole long hair hippie look better than anyone in history (at a time when most of the Roman Empire looked like total squares)
  • Came up with the idea of coming back from the dead, nineteen hundred and sixty years before the Night of the Living Dead writers ripped him off
  • Cured leprosy, fever, deafness, blindness, paralysis.. (wasn't huge into sharing those cures unfortunately)
  • Performed exorcisms without causing projectile vommiting
  • Fed 5,000 men with a couple loafs of bread. Kept the leftovers in Tupperware©
  • Purified water faster than a Britta Pro 8000

...and if that all isn't awesome enough, consider this.  Back when he was into carpentry, he had to deal with a board that was too short.   You guessed it.. he stretched it.  Awesome

Footnote: be fore warned, it may very well be a sin to vote against J.C.

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Jesus Christ was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Moustache Balaclava


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Sasquatch


Three Legged Animals


Cuy - last supper


General Lee 01


Crop Circles


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Bob Ross


WAKE n' BACON


Space Invader Invasion


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Les Claypool


Jesus Christ was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Airblaster Ninja Suit


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Side Stache


K.I.T.T.


Venus Fly Traps


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Rollerman


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Teddy Roosevelt


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Schultz Metronomis
Metronomis commented ( about Jesus Christ ) on 9/24/2009
Seriously when is Jesus going up against Jesus Riding on a Dinosaur reply high five

Rank: Solo Yorky
Yorky replied to Metronomis on 9/24/2009
I think that's already happened. reply high five

Rank: A Very Model of a Modern Major General Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to Yorky on 9/24/2009
Not yet. I think you're getting Jesus Christ confused with Robocop on a Unicorn. Easy mistake. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Awesomealot on 9/25/2009
OMG, no kidding! I've lost count of the times I've accidentally said, "In the name of Robocop on a Unicorn, Amen," at the end of my prayers. Boy, is THAT embarrassing! reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/24/2009
This video just makes me happy every time I watch it! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/15/2009
There is no doubt in my mind that if we sent Little Superstar back in time 2009 years and he did this dance he would have out shined Jesus and have overtaken the title of 'son of god'. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/15/2009
Sorry, but Jesus is "Lord of the Dance." reply high five

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to Godbot on 9/16/2009
I thought that was Michael Flatley. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/15/2009
"Jesus Christ: Little Superstar" A new all-dwarf production of the classic Andrew Lloyd Webber Musical! reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Olav Rokne on 9/15/2009
That would be awesome! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Jesus Christ ) on 9/10/2009
Its kind of shocking how much I vote for JC, considering how I'm not really super into him. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/11/2009
Residual guilt is a powerful force. reply high five


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