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Dwight K. Schrute
DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

2nd Place January 09

Here is a small list to refresh your memory why Dwight is Awesome:

  • faster than 90% of all snakes
  • can escape from a straight jacket
  • purple belt in Goju-Ryu karate
  • plays the recorder
  • creator of Schrute bucks
  • hunted warewolves
  • trained in the art of survelliance
  • consideres himself a survivalist
  • can tell if you are lying
  • skilled at table tennis
  • prays to thor


"I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose?and a panther."

"How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer?merciless?insatiable?"

"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves.  I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."

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Dwight K. Schrute was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


High Fives


General Lee 01


Crop Circles


BigDog Robot


Gurdjieff


Great Wall of China


My Shreddies


Wife Carrying


The Moonwalk


Daito Manabe's Electic Stimulus


Brewing Monks


Godzilla


Bumper Stickers


Fanny Packs


Igloos


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


President Obama


Song for Sarah


Skyrest Pillow


Erwin Wurm's "Fat House"


Pee Wee Herman's Bicycle


Buzkashi


Benny Lava


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Beer Maids


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Dwight K. Schrute was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


Venus Fly Traps


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Black Holes


Your Grammie


President Obama


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Little Superstar
LITTLE SUPERSTAR
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

October 2008 Champion

If we had a resident science teacher, and they gave us a weekly pop quiz:

"Define the word awesome using a carbon-based life form weighing less than 50 lbs."

 The only answer possible... is Little Superstar.  

 

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Little Superstar was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Side Stache


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


Meat Suitcase


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Pickle Surprise


Tom Seleck's Stache


Cuy - last supper


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


President Obama


Space Invader Invasion


Literal Video Versions


Little Superstar was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Zombies


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Johnny Cash


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Rank: TBD DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about Dwight K. Schrute ) on 10/9/2009
4000th vote goes to Dwight. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to DorkPower on 10/12/2009
I'm in awe DorkPower. You now have found time to vote 700 times more than me. I'll probably be a major for the next two months. I think its time you pony up and buy this site :-) reply high five

Rank: TBD DorkPower
DorkPower replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 10/13/2009
Thanks Ivan. If I was a guy with money to burn, I would. But really, I don't want to be the owner of this dance club, just the guy who owns the floor with his awesome moves. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/24/2009
This video just makes me happy every time I watch it! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/15/2009
There is no doubt in my mind that if we sent Little Superstar back in time 2009 years and he did this dance he would have out shined Jesus and have overtaken the title of 'son of god'. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/15/2009
Sorry, but Jesus is "Lord of the Dance." reply high five

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to Godbot on 9/16/2009
I thought that was Michael Flatley. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Dwight K. Schrute ) on 1/19/2009
I can't believe Grammie spanked Dwight.. I wonder if it was fair fight? reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 1/19/2009
Clearly Dwight couldn't get to any of his many weapons that are hidden around the office. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Dwight K. Schrute ) on 1/16/2009
The case against Dwight:

1) This is a mainstream, currently popular pop-cultural reference that supports the product of a massive media conglomerate.

2) He's a rip-off of a more amusing character on the better British version of a TV show.

3) You laugh at Dwight because Rainn Wilson is trying to be funny. As opposed to, say, Benny Lava, who is awesome because he isn't trying to be funny.

I rest my case: Dwight K. Schrute is not awesome. reply high five

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to Olav Rokne on 1/16/2009
You are mistaken, and will be deducted 5 Schrute Bucks. reply high five1


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