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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome

Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


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The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Little Superstar
LITTLE SUPERSTAR
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

October 2008 Champion

If we had a resident science teacher, and they gave us a weekly pop quiz:

"Define the word awesome using a carbon-based life form weighing less than 50 lbs."

 The only answer possible... is Little Superstar.  

 

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The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Side Stache


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


Meat Suitcase


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Pickle Surprise


Tom Seleck's Stache


Cuy - last supper


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


President Obama


Space Invader Invasion


Literal Video Versions


Little Superstar was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Zombies


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Johnny Cash


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/24/2009
This video just makes me happy every time I watch it! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/15/2009
There is no doubt in my mind that if we sent Little Superstar back in time 2009 years and he did this dance he would have out shined Jesus and have overtaken the title of 'son of god'. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/15/2009
Sorry, but Jesus is "Lord of the Dance." reply high five

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to Godbot on 9/16/2009
I thought that was Michael Flatley. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply high five

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply high five

Rank: Blade T
T replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply high five

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply high five

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply high five

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply high five1

Rank: Jimmy Trane
Trane commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply high five


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