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Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR
Rank: Blade T
Nominated by T

2nd Place April 09

Brawndo was created for the movie Idiocracy, but the makers of the film didn't let the concept live and die there. They actually make this stuff. You can order it from a number of on-line sites, and the web site and you tube videos that promote it are incredible.

Its ironic, in most cases you pay $2.25 for an energy drink, and it pisses you off that you got $.25 of product and paid for $2.00 in marketing. In this case, who cares what's really in the can. I'd pay the premium for the drink, just make SURE the marketing campaign keeps going!

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Little Superstar
LITTLE SUPERSTAR
Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

October 2008 Champion

If we had a resident science teacher, and they gave us a weekly pop quiz:

"Define the word awesome using a carbon-based life form weighing less than 50 lbs."

 The only answer possible... is Little Superstar.  

 

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Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/24/2009
This video just makes me happy every time I watch it! reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Little Superstar ) on 9/15/2009
There is no doubt in my mind that if we sent Little Superstar back in time 2009 years and he did this dance he would have out shined Jesus and have overtaken the title of 'son of god'. reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/15/2009
Sorry, but Jesus is "Lord of the Dance." reply high five

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to Godbot on 9/16/2009
I thought that was Michael Flatley. reply high five

Rank: George The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 9/10/2009
Never bring an Ice Cream truck to a Taser fight. reply high five

iaffliction commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/4/2009
Funny thing is that after a halo tourny where they were giving away free brawndo I had been up for 38 hours and was on the verge of sleeping.I had a 5 hour drive ahead of me and no cash so i chugged 3 brawndo to make it home. because brawndo saved me from falling asleep and crashing brawndo=awesome reply high five

iaffliction commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/4/2009
Funny thing is that after a halo tourny where they were giving away free brawndo I had been up for 38 hours and was on the verge of sleeping.I had a 5 hour drive ahead of me and no cash so i chugged 3 brawndo to make it home. because brawndo saved me from falling asleep and crashing brawndo=awesome reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 9/2/2009
i would love to Become more popular with law enforcement reply high five

Rank: Teddy Godbot
Godbot replied to xyop96 on 9/4/2009
I've been somewhat popular with law enforcement in the past; while interesting and even hilariously amusing at times, overall I'd have to say it was so not awesome. reply high five

Rank: Burr xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator ) on 4/6/2009
LMAO "make words your bitch" thats great reply high five

Rank: George Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 4/6/2009
I just watched this again, at the end, really quickly it says "Because you can't drink a car battery" reply high five

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to on 4/7/2009
Dude I think that Brwando: The Thirst Mutilator is going to take it all this month. reply high five

Rank: Jimmy Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 4/7/2009
It has what plants crave: Awesomeness. reply high five

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to on 4/17/2009
At first I thought it said "make words *you* bitch" which was also really funny. reply high five


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