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Les Claypool
LES CLAYPOOL
Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Nominated by Frizzle The Farout
Special Selection August 09

Decades from now, when historians begin studying the development of the bass guitar in our generation, they will look to one man.  That man is Les Claypool.  Beginning with his 90’s jam band Primus, Les has played with a countless number of bands playing a multitude of instruments.  His bass selection ranges from an old family banjo strung up bass stylies, to his classic six-stringer, to a wooden hinge-like instrument Claypool may or may not have invented called the Whamola. Claypool's funky, creative playing style on the electric bass mixes finger-tapping, flamenco-like strumming, and slap techniques. He is a multi-instrumentalist, novelist, music producer, actor, film director, fly fisherman, and indeed an awesome dude.
 

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Les Claypool was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Mock Apple Pie


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Literal Video Versions


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


The Lone Ranger


Marilyn Manson


Daft Punk


Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall


Emperor Norton


Competitive Eating


Afro Samurai


The Motherland Calls


Jackalopes


Capes


Georgia Guidestones


Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide


Los Pikadientes De Caborca


Wienermobile


Holy Hand Grenade


Manticores


Shreddin


Les Claypool was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Rollerman


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


The Man with No Name


Banksy


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Walking on the Moon


Walking on the Moon


Napoleon

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BigDog Robot
BIGDOG ROBOT
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
3rd Place December 08

This is no I-dog! Boston Dynamics has created the BigDog it "runs at 4 mph, climbs slopes up to 35 degrees, walks across rubble, and carries a 340 lb load." Boston Dynamics claims it's 'The Most Advanced Quadruped Robot on Earth.'

Pretty cool... but possibly even more awesome is the  beta version.

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BigDog Robot was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Cereal Prizes


Day-Glo Fabric


Moustache Balaclava


He-Man & Skeletor


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Flux Capacitor


Fonzie Jumps The Shark


Chuck Norris Action Jeans


Body Flex with Greer Childers


Caffeinated Soap


Bubb Rubb - Whistle Fan


Porter Wagoner


Little Sidekicks


Bacon Tuxedo


Sumo Wrestling


Christmas Sweaters


Cheese Rolling


Santa


Red Lipped Batfish


Gingerbread Hogwarts


The Hamburger Bed


Badass Mountain Men


WAKE n' BACON


BigDog Robot was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Venus Fly Traps


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


Roller Derby


Ghengis Khan


Robocop on a Unicorn


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Zombies


Rollerman


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Banksy


Johnny Cash


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about BigDog Robot ) on 9/28/2009
Is it weird that it makes me feel sad when I see that guy kick the Bigdog? And when it starts slipping on the ice. But then I feel happy again when I see him loping about! reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout commented ( about Les Claypool ) on 8/21/2009
No bassist in history has ever been recorded slapping the strings of a bass guitar as fast as Claypool can. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Frizzle The Farout on 8/21/2009
Its been interesting to see how some musical entries get worked, and others take off. Seems to me Les Claypool does something that most people understand--he plays bass guitar. We know that that instrument does, what it is used for, what its general limitations are. When we see what he can do with a bass in his hand, it is undoubtedly awesome. Marilyn Manson pops up, and well, he's more of a freak personality than a mind bogglingly talented musician. He may stand for something, and some people may really respond to that, but being a symbol is apparently just not as awesome as exuding talent. Claypool is getting a lot of votes from me, because I simply can not believe he can play a bass like that. He's like Danny MacAskill with a guitar. reply

Rank: Schultz Kaapuetz
Kaapuetz replied to on 9/4/2009
Not even Victor Wooten? reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout commented ( about Les Claypool ) on 8/10/2009
After the death of Metallica's bassist Cliff Burton, Les Claypool auditioned for the empty space in the band. Claypool did not earn the spot because James Hetfield said quote "He was too good". reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to Frizzle The Farout on 8/10/2009
Hell yeah. If you're too good for Metallica, you must be some sort of godlike figure. reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil replied to The McBoxman on 8/11/2009
not really, metalica in facts suck bigtimes. the only reason they a revered like gods is that their music went mainstream and a few of their songs were acceptable for mainstream radio-stations. Metalica has nothing on Megadeth or Iron Maiden. ( don't hate me i'm a troll! ) reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yggdrasil on 8/11/2009
I actually agree. Metallica is a bunch of sellouts. They had one or two good albums, but then they kicked me off Napster, and I hate them for it. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 8/11/2009
clearly an unbiased opinion. reply


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