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         HOCKEY BEAR DESTROYS UNIVERSE
"YES!! YES!!! I AM READY TO WATCH SOME MINOR LEAGUE HOCKEY!!!" - statement by average fan in the Carleson Center
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Hockey Bear Destroys Universe was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Mind Controlled Wheelchairs  Walter Cronkite  Las Vegas  Microbrews  Will it Blend?  Cat in Sleeve Plays with Toy  Robosaurus  The Internet  Ryan Leslie  World Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship  Polydactyl cats  United States Bill of Rights  Seabreacher  Dub FX Hockey Bear Destroys Universe was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Kurt Vonnegut, Jr  Oktoberfest  Gandalf  Blue Man Group  Bohemian Rhapsody United States Bill of Rights
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  KURT VONNEGUT, JR
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. - Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle" Kurt Vonnegut was one of the sharpest and most interesting minds of the 20th century. His books were satirical, dark, poignant, intellectual and yet extremely accessible. His most famous books, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse-Five, and Breakfast of Champions are all considered works of science fiction, and yet the criticisms and satire are very applicable to the world we live in. Vonnegut was a socialist, and an open critic of the latest American wars and until the day he died. While his work was often political in nature, he rarely named specific politicians until he ceased writing fiction. But he was often quoted in the 2000's with blistering critiques of the Bush administration in writing for In These Times. Having been a soldier and prisoner of war in World War II, he was especially angered by the administration's treatment of soldiers. "By saying that our leaders are power-drunk chimpanzees, am I in danger of wrecking the morale of our soldiers fighting and dying in the Middle East? Their morale, like so many bodies, is already shot to pieces. They are being treated, as I never was, like toys a rich kid got for Christmas." Vonnegut wrote 14 novels, and 10 collections of short stories.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr was voted MORE AWESOME than:
Mind Controlled Wheelchairs Walter Cronkite Oktoberfest  Boomerangs Microbrews  it's gonna be hot. Hockey Bear Destroys Universe  The Spruce Goose  Tom Jones  Whiplash the cowboy monkey The Internet  Aaron Burr  The Most Interesting Man in the World  Nuclear Power Seabreacher Dub FX Kurt Vonnegut, Jr was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Banacek Gandalf Robosaurus Bohemian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody  Mt. Kilimanjaro
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"Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone"
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The Further adventures of everyone's favorite destructor. This time he creates a hockey stick like Voltron making its sword. Not as good as the original, but hey at least there's a jet.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1928127
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I think I might like this one even better. I love how this bear just completely f***ing destroys absolutely EVERYTHING he comes in contact with. I really don't understand it, but man its good..
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Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information.
-Kurt Vonnegut. reply
A constellation of stars all go super nova at once, creating a giant space bear traveling at the speed of light thru the danger zone vaporizing planets. I then slap shots a satellite with its massive hockey stick creating an explosion of letters the size of small planets. Zooming towards the Earth it destroys the moon without even touching it. It shrinks in size upon entry to the atmosphere but after its impact in Anchorage making the entire city a smoldering crater it grows yet again. The space bear then tramples thousands of acres of forest on the way to the Carlson Center to punch a hole in the roof. It inexplicably shrinks down to a fraction of its original size and ruins the ice for the game that is about to start. Its roar distorts human speech to the point that nothing is intelligible. And then, the Sandman Enters.
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Yes, that is all caps AWESOME!
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Stephen Colbert was right!
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