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        JESUS RIDING A DINOSAUR
4th Place August 09 Jesus did lots a great things. But, surely he was most envied for his skillz at dino riding. Editor's Note: This was nominated, and the pictures are awesome, but as a whole, I have no clue what this is. Is it an artistic movement? Is it a scientific movement? Is it a critique on the theory of Intelligent design? I don't know. If you can explain it, make a comment on it with the tab above!
Nominated by Awesomealot
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Filename: jesusridingdino_laplizard.jpgSource: mockstar on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mockstar/3160142971/ 
Filename: jesusridingdino_neck.jpgSource: unknown 
Filename: jesusridingdino_baby.jpgSource: unkown 
Filename: jesusridingdino.jpgSource: negatendo on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/negatendo/3407655606/ 
Filename: jesusridingdino_prehistoric.jp...Source: Unknown- viral
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Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Chewbacca  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Jesus Christ  Little Superstar  Meat Suitcase  Venus Fly Traps  Theo Jansen's Art  General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  Roller Derby  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Beer Maids  Zombies  Rollerman  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator  The Brick Testament  Banksy  Johnny Cash  Library of Congress  Death Star  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  The Lone Ranger  Dante Bucci  Burj Dubai  The Godfather  Marilyn Manson  Mark Twain  Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall  Emperor Norton  Competitive Eating  Silly Putty  Afro Samurai  Les Claypool  The Lost City of Atlantis  Nostradamus  Jackalopes  Tim and Eric Awesome Show  Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide  Los Pikadientes De Caborca  Napoleon  Holy Hand Grenade  Shreddin Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Nikola Tesla  Robocop on a Unicorn  Badass Mountain Men  WAKE n' BACON  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  Teddy Roosevelt  MST3K Mark Twain  The Motherland Calls  Walking on the Moon
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     JOHNNY CASH
3rd Place June 09 "Every man knows that he is a sissy compared to Johnny Cash." - Bono Legendary American musician, Johnny Cash is in both the Country Hall of Fame and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He wrote over 1000 songs and won 13 Grammies in his life.
Nominated by Geoduck
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Filename: johnnycash_hurt.jpgSource: Screen Shot from: Johnny Cash - Hurt Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9dbmJ_2zU 
Filename: johnnycash.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Johnny_Cash-Nixon.jpg 
Filename: johnnycash_hurt2.jpgSource: Screen Shot from: Johnny Cash - Hurt Url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9dbmJ_2zU
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The Couch Dress Moustache Balaclava Little Superstar Meat Suitcase  Sasquatch  Unibrow Theo Jansen's Art  Crop Circles  El Chupacabra  BigDog Robot Roller Derby Mister Rogers doing The Wave The Hamburger Bed Bob Ross Badass Mountain Men WAKE n' BACON Zombies Paul Bunyan  Octo-Stache  The Stig  Peekaru  Ultra Slow Motion  Troy Hurtubise's Inventions  Gong  The Viking Helmet  Rasputin  Keith Loutit's Little Sydney  Soccer* Hooligans  Reliant Robin  Stinky Cheese  Choose Your Own Adventure Books Library of Congress  Notorious B.I.G. Doll  Che Guevara  The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun  Mermaids  Rockin' Steady  Indy's Whip  Literal Video Versions Johnny Cash was voted LESS AWESOME than: Chewbacca Venus Fly Traps Nikola Tesla Robocop on a Unicorn  Freerunning Miracle On Ice President Obama  Wingsuit Base Jumping Flying Spaghetti Monster  Hedgehogs Rollerman Space Invader Invasion Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name Banksy Teddy Roosevelt  James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Death Star  Male Emperor Penguins Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee MST3K Mark Twain Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur
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according to some literal (creationist) interpretations of the bible, the earth is only 6400 years old, with the flood happening about 4000 years ago. Dinosaurs and man co-existed and yes, Jesus probably did ride them...
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It was during Jesus' "lost years" that he trained his various Thunder Steeds. He was assisted by his disciples, the brothers John and James, sons of Zebedee. It was for their ability as Dino Whisperers that Jesus nicknamed them the "Sons of Thunder."
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Anybody remember the cartoon "Dino Riders" from the 80s? If Jesus' dinosaur had machine guns, he would have kicked Robocop's a**.
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Peter tried to have machine guns offered as an option, prompting Jesus to famously rebuke him, saying, "He who lives by the machine gun, dies by the machine gun." (see the "Gospel According to Fred Flintstoned," chapter 4, verse 20) Chuck Norris thinks that this was a command. As for Robocop, I believe his unicorn shoots rainbows from it's horn, thus rendering it's targets, er, shall we say, "happy," and therefore no longer a threat.
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Jesus was the holiest man ever to slap iron. He killed for your sins!
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Jesus can indeed be deadly in the wrong hands.
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I really want Jesus on a Dinosaur to finish top eight, simply so that the tournament of champions can see Jesus on a Dinosaur Vs. Robocop on a Unicorn.
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I agree this isn't the quintessential Johnny Cash song. I think what's awesome about it though is that he was like 70 years old, a country and rock and roll legend; and he decided to do a cover album of some really great work by artists 40-50 years younger than him. (and in more than a few cases he did better jobs than the original artists.) About that time he was showing up to play a couple of songs at a number of Beck concerts. Three or four years ago one of my clients, a hip skateboard/snowboard/surf brand decided to play only Johnny Cash on their phone system. He was a relevant musician for 50+ years, to generation after generation of listeners. I think that is what is so awesome about him, I think he transcended above every other artist born within 20 years of him.
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I agree with you. I mean you could do Folsom Prison Blues or Boy Names Sue, but What other 70+ year old man do you know that could pull of Nine Inch Nails?
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I agree, there is some classic stuff, but Hurt was awesome.
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Johnny Cash was certainly awesome, but I'm not sure this was the most awesome of song selections.
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remember, the song isn't nominated, Johnny Cash is..
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