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Tim and Eric Awesome Show
TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW
Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
Nominated by The McBoxman

Many time in life the whole is greater than the parts...but quite often the parts are more awesome than the whole.  Think Cinco Toys, The Suggler or Where's my chippy?  Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim  are the creators of the sometimes hilarious often disturbing television series. The Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! stars the duo in various must see skits. If you haven't watched it, it's about time and necessary to gauge its Awesomeness.  And if you have, Great Job!

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Tim and Eric Awesome Show was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Competitive Eating


Tim and Eric Awesome Show was voted LESS AWESOME than:

The Lone Ranger


Billy Mays


Marilyn Manson


Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


The Lost City of Atlantis


Jackalopes


Capes


Walking on the Moon


Georgia Guidestones


Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide


Los Pikadientes De Caborca


Napoleon


Holy Hand Grenade


Manticores


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Jesus Riding A Dinosaur
JESUS RIDING A DINOSAUR
Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Nominated by Awesomealot
4th Place August 09

Jesus did lots a great things. But, surely he was most envied for his skillz at dino riding.

Editor's Note: This was nominated, and the pictures are awesome, but as a whole, I have no clue what this is. Is it an artistic movement? Is it a scientific movement? Is it a critique on the theory of Intelligent design? I don't know. If you can explain it, make a comment on it with the tab above!

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Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


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Emperor Norton


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Afro Samurai


Les Claypool


The Lost City of Atlantis


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Jackalopes


Tim and Eric Awesome Show


Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide


Los Pikadientes De Caborca


Napoleon


Holy Hand Grenade


Shreddin


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Badass Mountain Men


WAKE n' BACON


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


Teddy Roosevelt


MST3K


Mark Twain


The Motherland Calls


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GKilly commented ( about Jesus Riding A Dinosaur ) on 9/8/2009
according to some literal (creationist) interpretations of the bible, the earth is only 6400 years old, with the flood happening about 4000 years ago. Dinosaurs and man co-existed and yes, Jesus probably did ride them... reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to GKilly on 9/9/2009
It was during Jesus' "lost years" that he trained his various Thunder Steeds. He was assisted by his disciples, the brothers John and James, sons of Zebedee. It was for their ability as Dino Whisperers that Jesus nicknamed them the "Sons of Thunder." reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Godbot on 9/9/2009
Anybody remember the cartoon "Dino Riders" from the 80s? If Jesus' dinosaur had machine guns, he would have kicked Robocop's a**. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to The Dude on 9/9/2009
Peter tried to have machine guns offered as an option, prompting Jesus to famously rebuke him, saying, "He who lives by the machine gun, dies by the machine gun." (see the "Gospel According to Fred Flintstoned," chapter 4, verse 20) Chuck Norris thinks that this was a command. As for Robocop, I believe his unicorn shoots rainbows from it's horn, thus rendering it's targets, er, shall we say, "happy," and therefore no longer a threat. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Godbot on 9/9/2009
Jesus was the holiest man ever to slap iron. He killed for your sins! reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Olav Rokne on 9/9/2009
Jesus can indeed be deadly in the wrong hands. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Tim and Eric Awesome Show ) on 8/16/2009
I added some more videos to Tim & Eric.. kind of a bummer though, so little good stuff is on youtube, the must police this stuff closely. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 8/16/2009
I was about to say something about that. Great job on the Dr. Steve Brule clips. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 8/17/2009
While you're at it mind finding some Afro Samurai clips? Pics don't really do him justice. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Jesus Riding A Dinosaur ) on 8/4/2009
I really want Jesus on a Dinosaur to finish top eight, simply so that the tournament of champions can see Jesus on a Dinosaur Vs. Robocop on a Unicorn. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Tim and Eric Awesome Show ) on 8/2/2009
i do love myself some Tom Goes to The Mayor reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Tim and Eric Awesome Show ) on 8/2/2009
i sent them messages on twitter .. maybe they will come here and show themselves some dirty love reply


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