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        NAPOLEON
Napoleon! He gave birth to the modern world. He put the pansy ass nobility in their place and started judging his peeps for what they actually did ( with special focus on what they did for him.) He blazed the trail for equality, democracy, for all the power hungry bastards to follow. He realized history would tell what ever story was written or painted..so he posed like the emperor. Bling and all. Hell, they guy carried painters with him in battle to paint heroic portraits of him, how awesome is that?
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
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Filename: napoleon_appiani.jpgSource: Public Domain: artist - Appiani, Andrea Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Andrea_Appiani_002.jpg 
Filename: napoleon.jpgSource: Public Domain: artist - Jacques-Louis David Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jacques-Louis_David_008.jpg 
Filename: napoleonthrone.jpgSource: Public Domain: artist - Ingres Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ingres,_Napoleon_on_his_Imperial_throne.jpg 
Filename: napoleon_stare.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Napoleonbonaparte_coloured_drawing.png 
Filename: napoleon_david.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Napoleon_Groot.jpg
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Napoleon was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 The Lone Ranger  Billy Mays  Marilyn Manson  Competitive Eating  Silly Putty  Nostradamus  Tim and Eric Awesome Show  Georgia Guidestones  Los Pikadientes De Caborca  Wienermobile  Les Claypool  Manticores Napoleon was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Dante Bucci  Burj Dubai  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur  Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide  Holy Hand Grenade
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       JESUS RIDING A DINOSAUR
4th Place August 09 Jesus did lots a great things. But, surely he was most envied for his skillz at dino riding. Editor's Note: This was nominated, and the pictures are awesome, but as a whole, I have no clue what this is. Is it an artistic movement? Is it a scientific movement? Is it a critique on the theory of Intelligent design? I don't know. If you can explain it, make a comment on it with the tab above!
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Filename: jesusridingdino_laplizard.jpgSource: mockstar on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mockstar/3160142971/ 
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Filename: jesusridingdino.jpgSource: negatendo on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/negatendo/3407655606/ 
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Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Chewbacca  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Jesus Christ  Little Superstar  Meat Suitcase  Venus Fly Traps  Theo Jansen's Art  General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  Roller Derby  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Beer Maids  Zombies  Rollerman  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator  The Brick Testament  Banksy  Johnny Cash  Library of Congress  Death Star  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee The Lone Ranger Dante Bucci Burj Dubai  The Godfather Marilyn Manson  Mark Twain  Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall  Emperor Norton Competitive Eating Silly Putty  Afro Samurai Les Claypool  The Lost City of Atlantis Nostradamus  Jackalopes Tim and Eric Awesome Show Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide Los Pikadientes De Caborca Napoleon Holy Hand Grenade  Shreddin Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Nikola Tesla  Robocop on a Unicorn  Badass Mountain Men  WAKE n' BACON  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  Teddy Roosevelt  MST3K Mark Twain  The Motherland Calls  Walking on the Moon
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according to some literal (creationist) interpretations of the bible, the earth is only 6400 years old, with the flood happening about 4000 years ago. Dinosaurs and man co-existed and yes, Jesus probably did ride them...
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It was during Jesus' "lost years" that he trained his various Thunder Steeds. He was assisted by his disciples, the brothers John and James, sons of Zebedee. It was for their ability as Dino Whisperers that Jesus nicknamed them the "Sons of Thunder."
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Anybody remember the cartoon "Dino Riders" from the 80s? If Jesus' dinosaur had machine guns, he would have kicked Robocop's a**.
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Peter tried to have machine guns offered as an option, prompting Jesus to famously rebuke him, saying, "He who lives by the machine gun, dies by the machine gun." (see the "Gospel According to Fred Flintstoned," chapter 4, verse 20) Chuck Norris thinks that this was a command. As for Robocop, I believe his unicorn shoots rainbows from it's horn, thus rendering it's targets, er, shall we say, "happy," and therefore no longer a threat.
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Jesus was the holiest man ever to slap iron. He killed for your sins!
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Jesus can indeed be deadly in the wrong hands.
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CONTACT THE FRENCH CONSULATE: Jesus Christ riding on a dinosaur is kicking crap out of Napoleon!!!
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I really want Jesus on a Dinosaur to finish top eight, simply so that the tournament of champions can see Jesus on a Dinosaur Vs. Robocop on a Unicorn.
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Didn't all historic leaders take war artists to the front with them? Surely that's where all the war paintings of battles that didn't involve Boney come from: you know, like King Billy crossing the Boyne on his white stallion, the Charge of the Light Brigade, etc? And let's not forget Boney got pwned by His Grace the 1st Duke of Wellington, and modelled his own image for those portraits on the Rt Hon the 1st Viscount Nelson.
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I dunno, that sounded pretty geeky to me.
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Yea kinda something that the kids in the front of the class would like
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Yeah the really "spotty" ones
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Wellington was a terrorist
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Arthur, Duke of Wellington was awesome.
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There are very few things more awesome than Stephen Fry's depiction of Wellington in Blackadder III:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhDRG-jEwE
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This is true. Although Blackadder Goes Forth was my favourite series, some of my favourite episodes appear in Blackadder the Third, that particular one is top of the list.
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Ah, Napoleon. The last man with open ambitions to conquer Europe by force who it's still socially acceptable to admire.
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