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        JESUS RIDING A DINOSAUR
4th Place August 09 Jesus did lots a great things. But, surely he was most envied for his skillz at dino riding. Editor's Note: This was nominated, and the pictures are awesome, but as a whole, I have no clue what this is. Is it an artistic movement? Is it a scientific movement? Is it a critique on the theory of Intelligent design? I don't know. If you can explain it, make a comment on it with the tab above!
Nominated by Awesomealot
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Filename: jesusridingdino_laplizard.jpgSource: mockstar on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mockstar/3160142971/ 
Filename: jesusridingdino_neck.jpgSource: unknown 
Filename: jesusridingdino_baby.jpgSource: unkown 
Filename: jesusridingdino.jpgSource: negatendo on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/negatendo/3407655606/ 
Filename: jesusridingdino_prehistoric.jp...Source: Unknown- viral
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Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Chewbacca  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Jesus Christ  Little Superstar  Meat Suitcase  Venus Fly Traps  Theo Jansen's Art  General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  Roller Derby  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Beer Maids  Zombies  Rollerman  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator  The Brick Testament  Banksy  Johnny Cash  Library of Congress  Death Star  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  The Lone Ranger  Dante Bucci  Burj Dubai  The Godfather  Marilyn Manson  Mark Twain  Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall  Emperor Norton  Competitive Eating  Silly Putty  Afro Samurai  Les Claypool  The Lost City of Atlantis  Nostradamus  Jackalopes  Tim and Eric Awesome Show  Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide  Los Pikadientes De Caborca  Napoleon  Holy Hand Grenade  Shreddin Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Nikola Tesla  Robocop on a Unicorn  Badass Mountain Men  WAKE n' BACON  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  Teddy Roosevelt  MST3K Mark Twain  The Motherland Calls  Walking on the Moon
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          DEATH STAR
Special Selection June 2009 This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
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Filename: deathstar_legos.jpgSource: jurvetson on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/83176915/ 
Filename: deathstar_pumkin.jpgSource: Francesca Tronchin on flickr Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/frenchieb/1802864323/ 
Filename: deathstar_melon.jpgSource: oskay on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/oskay/2695428348/ 
Filename: deathstar_boat.jpgSource: dumbledad on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dumbledad/2799555347/ 
Filename: deathstar_cake.jpgSource: jenosale on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenosale/2050533155/ 
Filename: deathstar_legobox.jpgSource: Fanboy30 on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevedave/3266285365/ 
Filename: deathstar_crochet.jpgSource: kidmissile on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kidmissile/342490670/ 
Filename: deathstar_lego.jpgSource: jurvetson on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/542500748/
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Library of Congress The Couch Dress Moustache Balaclava Shaved Ball Cap Giant Nintendo Controller Little Superstar Meat Suitcase  Sasquatch  Unibrow General Lee 01 Roller Derby Dwight K. Schrute Mister Rogers doing The Wave Miracle On Ice President Obama The Hamburger Bed Bob Ross Flying Spaghetti Monster Beer Maids WAKE n' BACON Zombies Paul Bunyan Space Invader Invasion  Octo-Stache  Peekaru  Queen of the Mist  Ultra Slow Motion  The Viking Helmet Johnny Cash  Keith Loutit's Little Sydney  Soccer* Hooligans  Reliant Robin  Stinky Cheese  Chindogu  Notorious B.I.G. Doll  Rasputin  The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun  Mermaids  Male Emperor Penguins  Rockin' Steady  Literal Video Versions Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Hunter S. Thompson Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than: Teddy Roosevelt Chewbacca Jesus Christ Theo Jansen's Art Nikola Tesla Robocop on a Unicorn  Aurora Borealis Badass Mountain Men  Hedgehogs The Brick Testament Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name Banksy Teddy Roosevelt Teddy Roosevelt  Choose Your Own Adventure Books Library of Congress  Che Guevara  James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur
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according to some literal (creationist) interpretations of the bible, the earth is only 6400 years old, with the flood happening about 4000 years ago. Dinosaurs and man co-existed and yes, Jesus probably did ride them...
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It was during Jesus' "lost years" that he trained his various Thunder Steeds. He was assisted by his disciples, the brothers John and James, sons of Zebedee. It was for their ability as Dino Whisperers that Jesus nicknamed them the "Sons of Thunder."
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Anybody remember the cartoon "Dino Riders" from the 80s? If Jesus' dinosaur had machine guns, he would have kicked Robocop's a**.
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Peter tried to have machine guns offered as an option, prompting Jesus to famously rebuke him, saying, "He who lives by the machine gun, dies by the machine gun." (see the "Gospel According to Fred Flintstoned," chapter 4, verse 20) Chuck Norris thinks that this was a command. As for Robocop, I believe his unicorn shoots rainbows from it's horn, thus rendering it's targets, er, shall we say, "happy," and therefore no longer a threat.
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Jesus was the holiest man ever to slap iron. He killed for your sins!
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Jesus can indeed be deadly in the wrong hands.
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I really want Jesus on a Dinosaur to finish top eight, simply so that the tournament of champions can see Jesus on a Dinosaur Vs. Robocop on a Unicorn.
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The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't.
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It should have...
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I know! That's an epic fail!
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Totally, epic epic fail
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I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness.
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If it did, it would have been even more awesome.
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yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now
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You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it.
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Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote.
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Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War.
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This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years
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I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is.
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