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        JESUS RIDING A DINOSAUR
4th Place August 09 Jesus did lots a great things. But, surely he was most envied for his skillz at dino riding. Editor's Note: This was nominated, and the pictures are awesome, but as a whole, I have no clue what this is. Is it an artistic movement? Is it a scientific movement? Is it a critique on the theory of Intelligent design? I don't know. If you can explain it, make a comment on it with the tab above!
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Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted MORE AWESOME than:
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       AFRO SAMURAI
The awesome concept of Afro Samurai was originally featured in a Manga series created by Takashi Okazaki. Fuminori Kizaki and Gonzo animation studio upped the ante by creating a 5 episode anime. Not just any anime, but one that features Samuel L. Jackson as a troubled, badass anime character in a desperate struggle to avenge his father and the never ending torment surrounding the #1 headband. With Ron Pearlman, Lucy Lu and music by the RZA, it just doesn't get more awesome than this.
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according to some literal (creationist) interpretations of the bible, the earth is only 6400 years old, with the flood happening about 4000 years ago. Dinosaurs and man co-existed and yes, Jesus probably did ride them...
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It was during Jesus' "lost years" that he trained his various Thunder Steeds. He was assisted by his disciples, the brothers John and James, sons of Zebedee. It was for their ability as Dino Whisperers that Jesus nicknamed them the "Sons of Thunder."
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Anybody remember the cartoon "Dino Riders" from the 80s? If Jesus' dinosaur had machine guns, he would have kicked Robocop's a**.
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Peter tried to have machine guns offered as an option, prompting Jesus to famously rebuke him, saying, "He who lives by the machine gun, dies by the machine gun." (see the "Gospel According to Fred Flintstoned," chapter 4, verse 20) Chuck Norris thinks that this was a command. As for Robocop, I believe his unicorn shoots rainbows from it's horn, thus rendering it's targets, er, shall we say, "happy," and therefore no longer a threat.
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Jesus was the holiest man ever to slap iron. He killed for your sins!
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Jesus can indeed be deadly in the wrong hands.
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I really want Jesus on a Dinosaur to finish top eight, simply so that the tournament of champions can see Jesus on a Dinosaur Vs. Robocop on a Unicorn.
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Check out the video, well worth it, Samuel L. Jackson goodness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLy5WXBIvqw&feature=fvst
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Jesus loved to ride dinosaurs. Everyone knows that. And it's awesome. As to what it's about... well, some of all the above, I think. As I understand it, some of the pictures were made by real young earth creationists. And the Creation Museum has depictions of dinosaurs on the Ark and in the time of Moses. The anti creationist crowd then picked up on this and started making dino riding pictures as parody, and calling dinosaurs "Jesus Horses".
So it's part serious, part joke, and all awesome.
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Awesome, yes...but no where near as awesome as Sam Jackson Samurai.
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You don't have to be a Young Earth Creationist to believe that dinosaurs survived The Flood and were still around in small numbers until at least the Middle Ages. Anyone who believes the Word of God knows that Man has been around since the Sixth Day, as such he co-existed with dinosaurs and anything else that has ever roamed the Earth (and I say until the Middle Ages because of all the reports of "Dragons" at that time).
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"all the reports of Dragons"
LOL
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It's going to be an interesting month.
Hey, just a thought... If humans had lived side by side with Dinosaurs, and Adam and Eve named all the animals, then NOBODY would ever confuse a dinosaur for a dragon. Just thinking out loud.
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Not to mention the fact that English wasn't a language at that point...I would continue to poke holes in Yorky's theory, but I have to be somewhere in 6 hours.
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I think this may have been very loosely based on Jesus' dino-equestrian skills: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpuhLkh358Y
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Sorry but i dont think i will ever be able to vote for an idea thought up by manipulative, unintelligent creationists. If those f***heads want to think that humans lived with dinosaurs, they better rethink the idea of the earth being 10000 years old.
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Like I said, you don't have to be a Young Earth Creationist to believe that man has been here as long as any of the animals. God's Word clearly states it (it's not a theory) - something His Word doesn't do is state how old the Earth is: Young Earth beliefs are a human interpretation.
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No, you don't have to be a creationist, Young or Olde Earth, to *believe* that humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time, but it only takes five minutes of studying paleontology to see that they didn't.
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It only takes a bag of mushroom to actually SEE humans and Dinosaurs coexisting!
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"In many cultures it is customary to answer that God created the universe out of nothing. But this is mere temporizing. If we wish courageously to pursue the question, we must, of course ask next where God comes from? And if we decide this to be unanswerable, why not save a step and conclude that the universe has always existed?" [Carl Sagan, Cosmos, page 257]
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No you dont HAVE to be creationist, you could also take drugs or be born with a mental disability. God's Word is most definitely not a theory, its a hodgepodge of human accounts written hundreds of years after the fact. If you want to know (not believe) how old the earth is, all it takes is a few minutes of researching geology and paleontology.
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That's just a combination of your opinions and science's best guesses: don't present it as facts.
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Request spelling fix of Lucy Liu and addition of video, sorry and thnx :)
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