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James Earl Jones Counts to 10
JAMES EARL JONES COUNTS TO 10
Rank: Blade TinManCometh
Nominated by TinManCometh
2nd Place June 09

Ok, its an easy task, count from 1 to 10. It's even a good cause—do it so to help kids learn, so they don't have to be dumb.

If one person could take on a challenge so simple as this, and make it totally incredible, its James Earl Jones.

Watch this, start to finish, and if you aren't thoroughly entertained, we suggest you watch it again, and again until you are. We think its gotten better every time we've watched it, and we are into the teens.

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The Stig
THE STIG
Rank: Colonel The Dude
Nominated by The Dude

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... All we know is he's called The Stig.

The Stig is a character on the BBC show "Top Gear", who has never spoken or removed his helmet on camera. Primarily his function on the show is running timed laps around the test track, as well as training celebrities to run laps. He has been tapped for a series of other driving duties as well, such as driving a Jaguar off an aircraft carrier.

There has been much speculation as to exactly who is beneath the Stig's white racing suit. The official BBC response has long been, "We never comment on speculation as to whom or what the Stig is." But they have since identified him as racing driver Graham Hill (who is deceased), second as troubled Bank of Scotland CEO Tom McKillop and later on as Barack Obama.

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 9/3/2009
i wanna see James Earl Jones go up against Barry Bostwick in a count-off http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdMJ5P8cSNI reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky commented ( about The Stig ) on 6/21/2009
So the Stig is Michael Schumacher? Not sure what impact that has on his awesomeness... reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yorky on 6/21/2009
The Stig is touring car driver Ben Collins... allegedly. He does speak with an English accent. I'va also heard the theory that The Stig is Damon Hill, But he set a faster time in the Suzuki than Damon Hill did. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/21/2009
Then again the whole point of The Stig is that no one really does know who The Stig is. That's why Borat and Daft Punk aren't nearly as awesome because we know who they really are. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to The McBoxman on 6/22/2009
I am The Stig...prove me wrong reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/22/2009
Easy. I am The Stig. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The McBoxman on 6/22/2009
I am The Stig. My T-shirt says so. BAM! reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky commented ( about The Stig ) on 6/21/2009
I got a Top Gear Father's Day cake with the Stig on it today!

Now, how many of his competitors are awesome enough to feature on Father's Day cakes? Che Guevara, Johnny Cash, the US National Library or whatever it's called? No. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Yorky on 6/21/2009
My friend got a Father's Day cake with Che Guevera's face on it... reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/9/2009
I love how on Five he's like "For real??" reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/7/2009
lol......... howd he do that? He can make nething awesome reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/7/2009
JEJ seemed to really like "7" for some reason. reply

Rank: Klinger SMGstring
SMGstring replied to the_mad_nader on 9/3/2009
He's a Bungie fan. reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to SMGstring on 9/3/2009
lol reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about The Stig ) on 6/5/2009
This is how the Original Stig met his demise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4x0Dz00csA The new Stig is a bit more robust... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIv0bOd9XtA reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about The Stig ) on 6/5/2009
Hey, Ivan! it was actually a Jaguar that The Stig drove off an aircraft carrier. Just for the sake of accuracy. reply


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