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   JAMES EARL JONES COUNTS TO 10
2nd Place June 09 Ok, its an easy task, count from 1 to 10. It's even a good cause—do it so to help kids learn, so they don't have to be dumb. If one person could take on a challenge so simple as this, and make it totally incredible, its James Earl Jones. Watch this, start to finish, and if you aren't thoroughly entertained, we suggest you watch it again, and again until you are. We think its gotten better every time we've watched it, and we are into the teens.
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James Earl Jones Counts to 10 was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 The Couch Dress  Shaved Ball Cap  Little Superstar  Meat Suitcase  Sasquatch  Venus Fly Traps  Unibrow  Mock Apple Pie  El Chupacabra  BigDog Robot  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Beer Maids  WAKE n' BACON  Zombies  Space Invader Invasion  The Brick Testament  Octo-Stache  The Stig  Peekaru  Deja Vu  Ultra Slow Motion  Troy Hurtubise's Inventions  Gong  The Viking Helmet  Johnny Cash  Keith Loutit's Little Sydney  Soccer* Hooligans  Reliant Robin  Stinky Cheese  Chindogu  Choose Your Own Adventure Books  Tiesto  Library of Congress Library of Congress  Che Guevara  The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun  Death Star  Mermaids  Literal Video Versions  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Mark Twain James Earl Jones Counts to 10 was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Teddy Roosevelt  Chewbacca  Jesus Christ  Theo Jansen's Art  Nikola Tesla  Robocop on a Unicorn  Roller Derby  Freerunning  Badass Mountain Men  Hedgehogs  Rollerman  Paul Bunyan  Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name  Banksy Teddy Roosevelt  MST3K  Extent of the Universe  Walking on the Moon  Les Claypool
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   MOCK APPLE PIE
Special Selection February 09 Fer realz! You can bake an apple pie, substituting the apples for ritz crackers. This pie was invented 1852, during the migration west—when young women did not have those crisp New England apples available—being homesick they invented this pie. I'm not sure if this recipe has survived because of corporate cracker marketing or perhaps it has something to do with not outdoing your mother in-law. PS.. if you like cookin with the ritz....try Faux Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookies.
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Mock Apple Pie was voted MORE AWESOME than:
The Couch Dress Meat Suitcase  General Lee 01 Dwight K. Schrute Mock Apple Pie was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Afros Chewbacca Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller Jesus Christ  The Krull Glaive Little Superstar Venus Fly Traps Nikola Tesla  Ghost Riding da Whip  Crop Circles El Chupacabra Robocop on a Unicorn Freerunning Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  Don King  President Obama  Velcro Shoes  Enclose by Bea Camacho The Hamburger Bed The Hamburger Bed  Wingsuit Base Jumping  Mr. Snuffleupagus  ANTS  Batmobile  Underoos! Bob Ross Bob Ross  Big Wheel Racing  Saber Toothed Deer  Aurora Borealis Aurora Borealis  Corndog Pizza  Shrunken Heads  Easy Cheese  Leeroy Jenkins!  Flying Spaghetti Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster  Dramatic Chipmunk Badass Mountain Men  Journey's Arnel Pineda  Plight of the Snowman  Major League Gaming Hedgehogs WAKE n' BACON Rollerman Paul Bunyan Space Invader Invasion The Brick Testament  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton Captain James T. Kirk The Man with No Name Banksy Teddy Roosevelt James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Hunter S. Thompson MST3K Extent of the Universe Mark Twain  Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur Walking on the Moon Les Claypool
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The more matches MAP has won, the less awesome is has become.
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Hey, yer a poet!
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Thoughts on baking and eating Mock Apple Pie:
"Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it taste like?" - Nacho Libre
Mock Apple Pie is easy to make. Besides Ritz Crackers, its main ingredient is a lemony simple syrup. Surround both in pie shell, sprinkle some cinnamon in there too, and you've got Mock Apple Pie. It has more of a citrus-like, lemony flavor, but I can see it being a decent stand-in in a time and place where apples were hard to come by or too extravagant an expense. But my take on it is it stands on its own. It doesn't need to pass as an apple pie imitation; its good in its own right.
The world hosts many castaways. There's the kid who doesn't get picked for the games. There's the girl who doesn't get asked to the dances. There's the Cubs fan, cheering year after year and always coming up short. And there's Mock Apple Pie, a symbol of losing here in the Awesomeoff community. But doesn't every castaway have a little awesome? The kid who doesn't get picked for the games creates a billion-dollar software company. The girl who doesn't get asked to the dance find the person who knows she's beautiful. The Cubs fan . . . well, isn't there some awesome in their undefeated hope? And Mock Apple Pie, wasn't it awesome to the western settlers, dreaming of the apple pies they had back east?
As I had my first bite of MAP I thought, "Sweet, tasty, pretty good and . . . (Dare I say? Yes, I shall) . . . awesome.
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I had trouble uploading the pic of me eating MAP (I think I maxed out my photo content with too many pictures of the Most Interesting Man). Anyway, if you're curious, it's here: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2370704&l=6f863b70a1&id=505254157
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Thanks for the great post. Never shall I mock Mock Apple Pie again, and humbly beg forgiveness for those incidents of unrighteous pie mockery in my past. DorkPower, I salute you!
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Just when I was about to declare this one of the most incredible things to ever happen on AwesomeOff, it occurred to me... when they Cubs finally get their long awaited World Series championship ring, their fans will not devour them!?! You ate the champion! Mock Apple pie is awesome because of its ability to dance and sing, not because it was tasty!!??! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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I think we're still along way from calling MAP a champion. It's simple earned the right not to be the benchmark for un-Awesomeness. From now on, the un-Awesome will be referred to as Couch Dress. I'd say Meat Suitcase (I too am turned off by the turd in the suitcase), but it still has 5,000 more votes and one less match than the Couch Dress.
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When Meat Suitcase gets a win, I'll eat it, too (except the turd, though).
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I'm crushed. ==+Bob Ross HAS DEFEATED Mock Apple Pie by a final score of: 1254 to 1248==
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The battle is not over. I think MAP should win over Couch Dress, Meat Suitcase, and Moustache Balaclava.
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I switched my vote on this one at the last minute, and it was my vote that ended it.
I realized that Bob Ross was way more awesome than MAP. I realized that I couldn't bring myself to vote on the basis of a desire for MAP to get a win, when MAP didn't deserve my vote. Bob Ross did. reply
"OMG You killed MAPpy! You B@$T@RD!"
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For some reason I really want to see Mock Apple Pie get a win this time. So here's my promise: if it wins a match I will bake one and make my profile picture for the rest of the month be of me eating it.
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Awesome!
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I don't know if I can vote against a real life mad genius. I didn't see him die and if comic books have taught me anything it's, if you did actually witness the death it most likely didn't happen. So I have no choice but to believe he is alive and has created an even more efficient way of harnessing electricity to smite his foes. So my vote is going to stay with Tesla.
Also, that pie sounds dreadful.
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i wanna see James Earl Jones go up against Barry Bostwick in a count-off http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdMJ5P8cSNI
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lol .. why is this here?
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I love how on Five he's like "For real??"
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lol......... howd he do that? He can make nething awesome
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JEJ seemed to really like "7" for some reason.
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He's a Bungie fan.
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lol
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