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Hunter S. Thompson
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Rank: Colonel The Dude
Nominated by The Dude
Special Selection July 09

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "  from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter S. Thompson

Sometimes to understand a life, you must start at the end.  At Hunter S. Thompson's funeral, his ashes were fired from a cannon atop a 153-foot tower of his own design (in the shape of a double-thumbed fist clutching a peyote button) to the tune of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky" and Bob Dylan's Mr. Tambourine Man.

We all are the stars of of our own stories, but Hunter S. Thompson's story just might be a little more interesting.  Creator of Gonzo Journalism, Thompson has written himself into history.  This controversial 20th century writer lived his life on the fringes of society and reported about it in his own literary style.  Critics can debate the quality of his work and the ethics of his choices but that may be the point that he is worth talking about.

This is a man who ran for Sheriff of Aspen, Colorado on the "Freak Power" ticket, on a platform of legalizing marijuana and putting for-profit pot dealers in the stocks. 

 

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WAKE n' BACON
WAKE N' BACON
Rank: Klinger shockwave50
Nominated by shockwave50
March 2009 Champion

Say goodbye to beeping alarms and muzak to jump start your day. Masterminds Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu are changing the way we wake up.  They have invented the Wake n' Bacon, an alarm clock that uses the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon to start your day.  Yes, you can have breakfast in bed. 

 

PS.  This alarm clock does not come with a snooze feature.  If you sleep too long your fire alarm will kick your lazy ass out of bed.

 

 

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Rank: Gomer Pinsir
Pinsir commented ( about WAKE n' BACON ) on 9/3/2009
I don't really know why but I think this if the funniest and most awesome thing ever reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Pinsir on 9/3/2009
No need to ask why . . . AWESOME JUST IS!!! reply

Rank: Pepper Raptorclaw
Raptorclaw replied to on 9/4/2009
who the hell is this pinsir f@&got? Im pretty sure this kid actually takes it in the butt. reply

Rank: Pepper Raptorclaw
Raptorclaw replied to Raptorclaw on 9/4/2009
just kidding pinsir reply

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to on 9/22/2009
Scyther 4evar reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Hunter S. Thompson ) on 7/6/2009
Hunter S. Thompson is my favorite nominee I've ever sent in. I'm so thrilled to see him in this venue and to see how he'll stack up. I think the only other nominee I'm really enamored with this month is MST3K. reply

Rank: Klinger Jack McTanner
Jack McTanner replied to The Dude on 7/27/2009
Oh my goodness, you must be so conflicted right now. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to Jack McTanner on 7/27/2009
I know I am! This is a hard choice! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about WAKE n' BACON ) on 3/7/2009
Oh, and fyi - I did a little research, and bacon can stay out for days because it is a 'cured meat'. So judge the Wake n Bacon not by the Botulism it creates! reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 10/8/2009
Bacon, well pork in general, is one of the worst meats for passing diseases to humans: the book of Leviticus is bang up-to-date when it comes to food hygeine. I'm not just talking heart disease due to the fat content, but skin parasites, cancer, and all sorts of nasty stuff. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about WAKE n' BACON ) on 3/3/2009
there is no better way to wake up the then to the smell of bacon reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to xyop96 on 3/5/2009
Unless you're vegetarian. reply

moholy
moholy replied to Olav Rokne on 3/19/2009
Wait, vegetarians can't even smell meat? reply

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to on 3/13/2009
Spoken like a true virgin. reply

PhantomV48 replied to on 3/30/2009
Except: to a beer maid. reply


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