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Polydactyl cats
POLYDACTYL CATS
Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
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A polydactyl cat is a cat with a congenital physical anomaly, with more than usual number of toes on one or more of its paws as a result of a cat body type genetic mutation. In animals including humans, polydactyly (or polydactylism, also known as hyperdactyly) is the anatomical abnormality of having more than the usual number of digits on the hands or feet.
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Hockey Bear Destroys Universe
HOCKEY BEAR DESTROYS UNIVERSE
Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
Nominated by MediocreMarvel

"YES!! YES!!! I AM READY TO WATCH SOME MINOR LEAGUE HOCKEY!!!" - statement by average fan in the Carleson Center

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Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Hockey Bear Destroys Universe ) on 1/22/2010
The Further adventures of everyone's favorite destructor. This time he creates a hockey stick like Voltron making its sword. Not as good as the original, but hey at least there's a jet. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1928127 reply

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Ivan Awesomeoff replied to MediocreMarvel on 1/22/2010
I think I might like this one even better. I love how this bear just completely f***ing destroys absolutely EVERYTHING he comes in contact with. I really don't understand it, but man its good.. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Hockey Bear Destroys Universe ) on 1/11/2010
A constellation of stars all go super nova at once, creating a giant space bear traveling at the speed of light thru the danger zone vaporizing planets. I then slap shots a satellite with its massive hockey stick creating an explosion of letters the size of small planets. Zooming towards the Earth it destroys the moon without even touching it. It shrinks in size upon entry to the atmosphere but after its impact in Anchorage making the entire city a smoldering crater it grows yet again. The space bear then tramples thousands of acres of forest on the way to the Carlson Center to punch a hole in the roof. It inexplicably shrinks down to a fraction of its original size and ruins the ice for the game that is about to start. Its roar distorts human speech to the point that nothing is intelligible. And then, the Sandman Enters. reply

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Godbot replied to MediocreMarvel on 1/11/2010
Yes, that is all caps AWESOME! reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to on 1/11/2010
Stephen Colbert was right! reply


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