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Emperor Norton
EMPEROR NORTON
Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Nominated by Awesomealot
3rd Place August 09

In 1859, Joshua Abraham Norton proclaimed himself Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico. What else was he going to do after he lost his fortune in Peruvian rice?

Living in San Francisco he was a well know eccentric. He would roam the streets in full uniform decked out with gold epaulets. He had a beaver hat decorated with a peacock feather. He used a cane to inspect the appearance of police officers and cable car conditions. He printed his own money and it was actually accepted in establishments he frequented. He requested a bridge or a tunnel be built across San Fransisco Bay and ordered the take down of the US Congress. Upon his death 30,000 San Franciscans poured into the streets to pay homage.

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Chewbacca
CHEWBACCA
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
2nd Place December 08

Chewbacca is kind of like man's best friend. He's cuddly, makes cute noises and is protective. Oh, and he's a big fur ball. Who wouldn't want to play catch, grab a beer or just hang with this wookie!? Leia. Right, she reffered to Chewbacca as a 'walking carpet'. But then again she's a princess!

And his #1 weapon of choice? Lazer-crossbow. How awesome is that?

Check out Chewie's pictures from the Star Wars Holiday Special.

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Rank: Gomer
nightripper commented ( about Emperor Norton ) on 8/3/2009
since when is an archcapitalist turned self proclaimed dictator awesome? reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to nightripper on 8/3/2009
since always. reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Frizzle The Farout on 8/3/2009
well at least in Emp nort's case. I personally think its awesominity lies in the fact that people let him do it. I mean bein crazy would suck. but think how freakin awesome it'd be if you were wacky snacko and everyone just played along. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Frizzle The Farout on 8/3/2009
I think playing along with crazy homeless dudes that approach you with grand declarations is always the best policy. Just look at the photos of him and that outfit, if that dude came up on me and told me he was the emperor of America, I'd have been like, "uh, OK! Sure you are, that's great!" and then started probing the guy on whatever other intresting s*** I might hear coming out of his mouth. Norton stands out for his city wide acceptance and celebrity, like the most entertaing bum in history. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 8/26/2009
Make the Nortster the emperor of Atlantis and I'm in. For now its the deluded vs. the deluged, and I'm up for a dive . . . reply


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