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James Earl Jones Counts to 10
JAMES EARL JONES COUNTS TO 10
Rank: Blade TinManCometh
Nominated by TinManCometh
2nd Place June 09

Ok, its an easy task, count from 1 to 10. It's even a good cause—do it so to help kids learn, so they don't have to be dumb.

If one person could take on a challenge so simple as this, and make it totally incredible, its James Earl Jones.

Watch this, start to finish, and if you aren't thoroughly entertained, we suggest you watch it again, and again until you are. We think its gotten better every time we've watched it, and we are into the teens.

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James Earl Jones Counts to 10 was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


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James Earl Jones Counts to 10 was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


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Dwight K. Schrute
DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
2nd Place January 09

Here is a small list to refresh your memory why Dwight is Awesome:

  • faster than 90% of all snakes
  • can escape from a straight jacket
  • purple belt in Goju-Ryu karate
  • plays the recorder
  • creator of Schrute bucks
  • hunted warewolves
  • trained in the art of survelliance
  • consideres himself a survivalist
  • can tell if you are lying
  • skilled at table tennis
  • prays to thor


"I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose?and a panther."

"How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer?merciless?insatiable?"

"I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves.  I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."

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High Fives


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Wife Carrying


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Benny Lava


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Beer Maids


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Dwight K. Schrute was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


Venus Fly Traps


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


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Your Grammie


President Obama


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Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


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Death Star


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


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Walking on the Moon


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Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about Dwight K. Schrute ) on 10/9/2009
4000th vote goes to Dwight. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to DorkPower on 10/12/2009
I'm in awe DorkPower. You now have found time to vote 700 times more than me. I'll probably be a major for the next two months. I think its time you pony up and buy this site :-) reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 10/13/2009
Thanks Ivan. If I was a guy with money to burn, I would. But really, I don't want to be the owner of this dance club, just the guy who owns the floor with his awesome moves. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 9/3/2009
i wanna see James Earl Jones go up against Barry Bostwick in a count-off http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdMJ5P8cSNI reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/9/2009
I love how on Five he's like "For real??" reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/7/2009
lol......... howd he do that? He can make nething awesome reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/7/2009
JEJ seemed to really like "7" for some reason. reply

Rank: Klinger SMGstring
SMGstring replied to the_mad_nader on 9/3/2009
He's a Bungie fan. reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to SMGstring on 9/3/2009
lol reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Dwight K. Schrute ) on 1/19/2009
I can't believe Grammie spanked Dwight.. I wonder if it was fair fight? reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 1/19/2009
Clearly Dwight couldn't get to any of his many weapons that are hidden around the office. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Dwight K. Schrute ) on 1/16/2009
The case against Dwight:

1) This is a mainstream, currently popular pop-cultural reference that supports the product of a massive media conglomerate.

2) He's a rip-off of a more amusing character on the better British version of a TV show.

3) You laugh at Dwight because Rainn Wilson is trying to be funny. As opposed to, say, Benny Lava, who is awesome because he isn't trying to be funny.

I rest my case: Dwight K. Schrute is not awesome. reply

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to Olav Rokne on 1/16/2009
You are mistaken, and will be deducted 5 Schrute Bucks. reply


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