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Soccer* Hooligans
SOCCER* HOOLIGANS
Rank: Schultz Awesome Igi
Nominated by Awesome Igi

These fans are tough! They have to withstand verbal abuse, man to man combat and all out riots.  Weapons usually include beer bottles, rocks and cricket bats.  The lush green grass on the field means nothing to soccer* diehards who crowd in the stands....where panic can break out at any moment testing facility railings, exists and basic fire resistance.  If these fans make it from the stadium, riot police are waiting in the streets with tear gas, rubber bullets and water cannons.  Soccer* may be for pansy asses but being a fan takes some grit. (* Football for the majority of the world.)

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Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
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You know what it is, that feeling. hmm... yes! wait, yeah, oh yeah! I think I've seen that before. Yes, I've been here. Cool. Wait, was that a dream? No-like ten years ago, but wait. Oh, nevermind!

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Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky commented ( about Soccer* Hooligans ) on 6/19/2009
Regarding the parenthetical statement that Soccer is, "Football for the majority of the world", I don't believe this is case.

I. The majority of world don't speak English;

I. A significant proportion of the English speaking world, possibly the majority, use football to describe American Football, Canadian Football, Australian Rules Football, Rugby League, or Gaelic Football. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Yorky on 6/19/2009
I. The majority of the world DOESN'T speak english; apparantly that includes you.

II. Most of the rest of the English speaking world regards Soccer as Football, and Football as American Football. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Ghazi on 6/19/2009
Afterthought: I left rugby union off the list because I didn't think anyone called it football. In school, however, we called rugby football and association football "rugger" and "soccer" respectively: therefore that's another demographic that call association football soccer.

I do speak English, the majority of the world do not: what's the problem with using the contraction "don't" (which is also a non-standard contraction of does not, by the way).

Once we've taken the United States, Canada, Australia, and Ireland out of the equation: do you really think you're still left with a majority of the Anglosphere? reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Yorky on 6/19/2009
It is a contraction of Do not, not Does not. /me looks for ignore button. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Ghazi on 6/19/2009
Personally I don't rate IQ tests, but that don't mean to say I can't score quite highly on them.

http://www.answers.com/don't reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yorky on 6/19/2009
Don't is the contraction of Do Not. Doesn't is the contraction of Does Not. Doesn't would have been grammatically correct for English. Don't is grammatically correct for Ebonics. it depends on what dialect you're speaking. I didn't know there were trolls under this bridge. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to The Dude on 6/19/2009
Sure there are, it's the bridge to Douchebagistan. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 6/20/2009
Alright, guess I'll have to use the manual ignore button by reading stupid crap, shaking my head and moving on whilst holding my tongue. Cheers. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to on 6/19/2009
Oh, shut yer mock-apple-piehole. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to Under the Radar on 6/19/2009
Word! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about this matchup ) on 6/17/2009
Isn't every case of soccer hooliganism a case of deja vu? reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Soccer* Hooligans ) on 6/5/2009
Just to be clear, but Toronto FC fans are probably the big @$$holes in the MLS. Feel the shame. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Soccer* Hooligans ) on 6/5/2009
Hmmm, I could see the argument that this is the anti-thesis of awesome. Who likes drunk thugs that indiscriminately assault people and property? Tossing full baggies of urine at people? Not awesome reply


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