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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Zombies
ZOMBIES
Rank: Colonel The Dude
Nominated by The Dude
Special Selection March 09

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU MARTHA!

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Zombies was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Bukowski


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Moonshine


Stallone - Over the Top


Theo Jansen's Art


General Lee 01


BigDog Robot


Boyfriend Pillow


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


The Hamburger Bed


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Centaurs


Liquor and Guns Drive Thru


Tater Tots


Ronald Jenkees


Kryptonite


Toothpick Beard


Rock-Afire Explosion


Hot Chicks with Guns


Bubblewrap


WAKE n' BACON


The Greening of the Chicago River


The Irish


Brand New White Socks


White Zombie


Subdermal Implants


Phuket Vegetarian Festival


Ralph Wiggum


Bowling


Jesus Pan


Sandcastlematt


Paul Bunyan


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Zombies was voted LESS AWESOME than:

WAKE n' BACON


Chewbacca


Shaved Ball Cap


Venus Fly Traps


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


El Chupacabra


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Aurora Borealis


Ski Dubai


Beer Maids


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Scraper Bike


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Johnny Cash


Teddy Roosevelt


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Hunter S. Thompson


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 9/10/2009
2500 to Zombies! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to xyop96 on 9/10/2009
Hey! How come you have two gold bars before me? I have 100 more votes than you! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 3/26/2009
Zombies are hands more awesome then everything this month by far... just think of George Romero and all the amazing movies he has created.. Where would we be today if it wasn't for the 1968 horror classic night of the living dead. Sure Wake N Bacon is a cool idea and tater tots are delicious but a good zombie movie is fun for the the whole family :) reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 3/26/2009
I'm forced to agree with you. WNB just seems like a house fire waiting to happen, and that is DEFINITELY not Awesome! reply

AKNeal replied to The Dude on 3/27/2009
But Fire is awesome. So maybe thats the alure. if you hit the snooze button too many times you wake up to the smell of all your worldy possesions(including you newly purchased wake an bacon) ablaze. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to AKNeal on 3/27/2009
I think Midnight Oil resolved this argument in their monograph "How Can We Sleep Whilst Our Beds Are Burning?" reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 3/27/2009
Good call, Olav. And besides as much as I love Bacon, the fear of dying in my bed outweighs my love. And besides that, HOW CAN YOU VOTE AGAINST ZOMBIES?!?! reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to on 3/27/2009
Or, "How can we sleep while our pet are burning?" reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Zombies ) on 3/4/2009
We all are going to become Zombies one day, How can anyone vote against themself? reply

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to xyop96 on 3/13/2009
No way, Jesus will save me. Or at least my Jesus pan. reply


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