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          DEATH STAR
Special Selection June 2009 This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
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Filename: deathstar_legos.jpgSource: jurvetson on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/83176915/ 
Filename: deathstar_pumkin.jpgSource: Francesca Tronchin on flickr Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/frenchieb/1802864323/ 
Filename: deathstar_melon.jpgSource: oskay on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/oskay/2695428348/ 
Filename: deathstar_boat.jpgSource: dumbledad on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dumbledad/2799555347/ 
Filename: deathstar_cake.jpgSource: jenosale on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenosale/2050533155/ 
Filename: deathstar_legobox.jpgSource: Fanboy30 on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevedave/3266285365/ 
Filename: deathstar_crochet.jpgSource: kidmissile on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kidmissile/342490670/ 
Filename: deathstar_lego.jpgSource: jurvetson on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/542500748/
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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Library of Congress  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Little Superstar  Meat Suitcase  Sasquatch  Unibrow  General Lee 01  Roller Derby  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Beer Maids  WAKE n' BACON  Zombies  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Octo-Stache  Peekaru  Queen of the Mist  Ultra Slow Motion  The Viking Helmet  Johnny Cash  Keith Loutit's Little Sydney  Soccer* Hooligans  Reliant Robin  Stinky Cheese  Chindogu  Notorious B.I.G. Doll  Rasputin  The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun  Mermaids  Male Emperor Penguins  Rockin' Steady  Literal Video Versions  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Hunter S. Thompson Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Teddy Roosevelt  Chewbacca  Jesus Christ  Theo Jansen's Art  Nikola Tesla  Robocop on a Unicorn  Aurora Borealis  Badass Mountain Men  Hedgehogs  The Brick Testament  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name  Banksy Teddy Roosevelt Teddy Roosevelt  Choose Your Own Adventure Books Library of Congress  Che Guevara  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur
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      WAKE N' BACON
March 2009 Champion Say goodbye to beeping alarms and muzak to jump start your day. Masterminds Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu are changing the way we wake up. They have invented the Wake n' Bacon, an alarm clock that uses the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon to start your day. Yes, you can have breakfast in bed.
PS. This alarm clock does not come with a snooze feature. If you sleep too long your fire alarm will kick your lazy ass out of bed.
Nominated by shockwave50
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Filename: wakinbakin.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bed.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_bacon.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php 
Filename: wakinbakin_tray.jpgSource: by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu Url: http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php
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WAKE n' BACON was voted MORE AWESOME than:
Beer Maids Hedgehogs  Bukowski The Couch Dress Shaved Ball Cap Giant Nintendo Controller Meat Suitcase  Moonshine Sasquatch  Stallone - Over the Top General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  El Chupacabra  Boyfriend Pillow Roller Derby Mister Rogers doing The Wave Bob Ross Flying Spaghetti Monster Badass Mountain Men  Centaurs  Liquor and Guns Drive Thru  Ronald Jenkees  Kryptonite  Ski Dubai  Toothpick Beard  Hot Chicks with Guns Beer Maids Hedgehogs Hedgehogs  Bubblewrap Zombies  The Irish  Brand New White Socks  White Zombie  Subdermal Implants  Phuket Vegetarian Festival  Ralph Wiggum  Bowling  Jesus Pan  Scraper Bike  Sandcastlematt Zombies Paul Bunyan Space Invader Invasion Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee Hunter S. Thompson Jesus Riding A Dinosaur WAKE n' BACON was voted LESS AWESOME than: Chewbacca Jesus Christ  Venus Fly Traps Theo Jansen's Art  BigDog Robot Robocop on a Unicorn  Freerunning Miracle On Ice President Obama The Hamburger Bed  Tater Tots  The Greening of the Chicago River Zombies  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator The Brick Testament Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton Captain James T. Kirk The Man with No Name Banksy Johnny Cash Teddy Roosevelt James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Death Star  MST3K  Extent of the Universe  Walking on the Moon
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I don't really know why but I think this if the funniest and most awesome thing ever
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No need to ask why . . . AWESOME JUST IS!!!
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who the hell is this pinsir f@&got? Im pretty sure this kid actually takes it in the butt.
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just kidding pinsir
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Scyther 4evar
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The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't.
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It should have...
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I know! That's an epic fail!
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Totally, epic epic fail
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I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness.
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If it did, it would have been even more awesome.
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yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now
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You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it.
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Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote.
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Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War.
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This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years
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I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is.
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Oh, and fyi - I did a little research, and bacon can stay out for days because it is a 'cured meat'. So judge the Wake n Bacon not by the Botulism it creates!
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Bacon, well pork in general, is one of the worst meats for passing diseases to humans: the book of Leviticus is bang up-to-date when it comes to food hygeine. I'm not just talking heart disease due to the fat content, but skin parasites, cancer, and all sorts of nasty stuff.
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there is no better way to wake up the then to the smell of bacon
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Unless you're vegetarian.
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Wait, vegetarians can't even smell meat?
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Spoken like a true virgin.
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Except: to a beer maid.
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