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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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The Brick Testament
THE BRICK TESTAMENT
Rank: Colonel DorkPower
Nominated by DorkPower
May 2009 Champion

The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith illustrates the Bible stories with Legos, but here’s the thing: he doesn’t hold back on the Pg-13 & R-Rated parts.  Biblical beheadings, plagues, adultery, it’s all there blocked out in Legos. If you’re curious what Samson tearing apart a lion looks like in Legos, Smith’s awesome effort is where to look.

To be truly amazed, take you bible study group to: http://www.thebricktestament.com/

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The Brick Testament was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Bookmobile


Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Easy Bake(R) Oven


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


General Lee 01


Crop Circles


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


Freerunning


Dwight K. Schrute


Miracle On Ice


The Hamburger Bed


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Xiao Xiao


The Man with No Name


Neil Peart's Drum Kit


Bette Calman the Yoga "Supergran"


Eskil Ronningsbakken


Jimi's Star-Spangled Banner


Pop Rocks


Spork


Cocktail Umbrellas


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Cyclops


Sammy Hagar Can't Drive 55


Captain James T. Kirk


Captain James T. Kirk


Shutter Shades


Shadow Hare


Meerkat Manor


The Man with No Name


The Man with No Name


Head and Wrist Bands


Banksy


Banksy


Urban Camouflage


Coracle


Tree Hugging


Throat Singing


Moustaches


Forbidden Fist of the Ninja


Death Star


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


MST3K


The Brick Testament was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


President Obama


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Rollerman


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Pride and Prejudice and Zombies


Jimi's Star-Spangled Banner


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Danny MacAskill


Captain James T. Kirk


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply

Anonymous commented ( about The Brick Testament ) on 5/30/2009
The Reverend takes you playfully, and ever faithfully, where few pilgrims on a search for truth have gone... and to where few amongst the fainthearted will dare to linger for long. The scriptures come alive in this lively illustrated romp through the Torah and Tanakh of Judaism, and the New Testament gospels of Christianity. Prepare to have your faith in scriptures tested. And your faith in the power of truth restored. The Brick Testament Has My Enthusiastic Vote! (G-d knows, I Love ya too, Jimi Hendrix, but let's get real!) reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about The Brick Testament ) on 5/26/2009
I'm a personal fan of Brad Neely's interpretation of Sodom & Gomorrah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61JHQT9Y1ys reply

lina70 commented ( about The Brick Testament ) on 5/12/2009
this is incredibly awesome. cocktail umbrellas are great, but this is better. reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about The Brick Testament ) on 5/11/2009
I'm not sure what kind of beast I've unleashed by nominating TBT, with all the pro and con energy surrounding it. Just the size and scope of the project make it curious to me. I would have been as interested if he'd taken on the Odyssey or William Faulkner's novels with Legos. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to DorkPower on 5/11/2009
I can totally understand why it would get nominated, and I think it would be a lot more awesome with the Odyssey, the Illiad, the Hamlet or the Tarvunty (www.tarvu.com).

It's just the self-seriousness of the project that I find unawesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 5/11/2009
I'm just sick of the one-vote wonders. All these new people that come on here and talk about how wonderful TBT is, and they only have one or two votes, and they're all for TBT. It's clear we've got another MLG invasion situation brewing here. I might actually think TBT was pretty neat if it weren't for these people. That being said, there's a difference between neat and awesome. I agree, if it were an epic like the Odyssey, it would definitely come closer to the awesome line. I wonder if a rule may be needed regarding "no religious entrants." It stirs up a lot of emotional responses, and incites the possibility for more "invasions." reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to The Dude on 5/11/2009
Agreed. I'm not sure from where these one-vote people are coming, but I prefer the idea of an Awesomeoff community participating in all votes rather than ballot-stuffers coming in to pump up one thing. As for me, I'm greatly anticipating hitting the 1500 vote mark (maybe today?). reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to DorkPower on 5/11/2009
I agree on the awesomeness of the undertaking of the task- but yes, perhaps it is the subject matter that has stirred things up. Although if you go through some of the weirder ones (like "when to marry your sister-in-law") you kinda get the feeling that this guy is being tongue-in-cheek about it... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Under the Radar on 5/11/2009
I don't think you can ban religious nominations, because there are so many things that people feel religous about.

Also, there were a swarm of my friends who signed up just for Robocop on a Unicorn. So there's no real way to ban the swarm strategy.

We just have to know in our hearts that the top vote getter each month isn't neccessarily the one that won the moral victory. We need to keep up the discussion and win through presenting the better argument. reply

2dynamite
2dynamite replied to Olav Rokne on 9/6/2009
Even if you could ban swarm voters I don't think you should. The thing about awesome is that it's subjective. Your opinions on awesome are not made more valid because you've voted on this website over a thousand times. If someone thinks Lego religious references are awesome then so be it. Personally I think there better uses for lego, such as http://www.brickartist.com/. I think he should have a place in the next awesomeoff reply

needlestack replied to on 5/11/2009
If you think the Brick Testament is self-serious, you haven't read much of it. As far as I can tell, it's got a great deal of sly humor running through it; from graphic depictions of sex to showcasing nonsensical contradictions. If you spend an hour with it, you'll almost surely find yourself laughing a bit. You can get a glimpse of The Reverend's attitude by reading #10 from the about page. I'm a little taken aback by the negativity surrounding people like myself who just showed up. I don't know what proper etiquette is when you hear that something you think is awesome is up for voting on a site called "AwesomeOff". I thought that hopping in and voting was the desired behavior. I'm not clear how that would be skewing the results as long as there are just real people voting according to their likes. Of course, it is expected that I actually consider the opponent, and I have. In fact I struggled with voting TBT higher than Sammy Hagar's I Can't Drive 55 since that is incredibly awesome too. However I went with TBT because Sammy had just lost to a Cyclops (which I don't find that awesome -- no depth perception? Please!) so I kind of considered Sammy pre-defeated. All that said, sorry if it makes the community seem less fun. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to needlestack on 5/11/2009
As I've said before, something can be funny and not be awesome. and, as for one-vote-wonders, you've only voted for one thing. That skews the results. It would be different if you were showing up and voting for the entire round-robin, but you have two votes and they're both for the same thing. You weren't here for the Major League Gaming incident, but when MLG was in the round robin, a bunch of gamers joined up and voted MLG through above everything else, so the result was that it won by so many votes that nothing else could touch it. Now MLG is (Ivan, you'll have to check my numbers) the Awesomeoff champion with the record for the most votes. Even though it may not be truly representative of what Awesomeoff is really about. It also skews the results because some people will start voting for whatever is AGAINST TBT just to see it get handed a loss. I didn't really want to vote for Meerkat Manor, but I really want to see TBT go down. That skews the results as well. reply

Me replied to The Dude on 5/19/2009
talk about self-seriousness... this is "awesomeoff"; one of the most derrivative, if not at least wide-spread and unoriginal, ideas I've seen in a decade of working on the web. If the people who made this site took it as serious as you they could prevent people from jumping in to support one-vote wonders. Would have been easy to predict since that's the way it always works in A vs B sites. The kicker is I actually like Banksy's work better even though I voted for The Brick Testament. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about The Brick Testament ) on 5/11/2009
The brick testament fills me with despair rather than awe. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Olav Rokne on 5/11/2009
Possibly also some disgust ... but definitely not awe. reply

Watcher
Watcher commented ( about The Brick Testament ) on 5/9/2009
The brick testament is the most ingenius thing I've ever seen, it capures all the message of what the bible wants to say by graphics, very fun, smart. reply


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