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           DEATH STAR
Special Selection June 2009 This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
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Filename: deathstar_legos.jpgSource: jurvetson on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/83176915/ 
Filename: deathstar_pumkin.jpgSource: Francesca Tronchin on flickr Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/frenchieb/1802864323/ 
Filename: deathstar_melon.jpgSource: oskay on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/oskay/2695428348/ 
Filename: deathstar_boat.jpgSource: dumbledad on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dumbledad/2799555347/ 
Filename: deathstar_cake.jpgSource: jenosale on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenosale/2050533155/ 
Filename: deathstar_legobox.jpgSource: Fanboy30 on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevedave/3266285365/ 
Filename: deathstar_crochet.jpgSource: kidmissile on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kidmissile/342490670/ 
Filename: deathstar_lego.jpgSource: jurvetson on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/542500748/
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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Library of Congress  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Little Superstar  Meat Suitcase  Sasquatch  Unibrow  General Lee 01  Roller Derby  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Beer Maids  WAKE n' BACON  Zombies  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Octo-Stache  Peekaru  Queen of the Mist  Ultra Slow Motion  The Viking Helmet  Johnny Cash  Keith Loutit's Little Sydney  Soccer* Hooligans  Reliant Robin  Stinky Cheese  Chindogu  Notorious B.I.G. Doll  Rasputin  The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun  Mermaids  Male Emperor Penguins  Rockin' Steady  Literal Video Versions  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Hunter S. Thompson Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Teddy Roosevelt  Chewbacca  Jesus Christ  Theo Jansen's Art  Nikola Tesla  Robocop on a Unicorn  Aurora Borealis  Badass Mountain Men  Hedgehogs  The Brick Testament  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name  Banksy Teddy Roosevelt Teddy Roosevelt  Choose Your Own Adventure Books Library of Congress  Che Guevara  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur
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         TEDDY ROOSEVELT
June 2009 Champion Adventurer, intellectual, author, soldier, cowboy, policeman, historian, America’s youngest president was all of these and more. An avid bibliophile with a photographic memory, Teddy Roosevelt loved to fight in the boxing ring and to hunt big game. Although he shot and killed hundreds of endangered animals, he also provided for greater environmental protection regulations than almost any other president. He was a man of many contradictions, but seemed to live life on a grander scale than is possible for even the most awesome among us. In 1912, While Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, a saloon keeper named John Schrank shot him. Teddy Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he wasn't coughing blood the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." The man was a total badass whose genius intellect was only matched by the speed of his trigger finger and the force of his right hook.
Nominated by Olav Rokne
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Filename: teddy_globe.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Teddy_Roosevelt_portrait.jpg 
Filename: teddy_elephant.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Roosevelt_safari_elephant.jpg 
Filename: teddy_laugh.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Theodore_Roosevelt_laughing.jpg 
Filename: teddy_flight.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:EX7G7.jpg 
Filename: teddy_stump.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Roosevelt_on_the_Stump.JPG 
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Filename: teddy_horse.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Roosevelt_at_Yellowstone,_1904.JPG 
Filename: teddy_roughriders.jpgSource: Public Domain Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:RoughRiders.jpeg
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Teddy Roosevelt was voted MORE AWESOME than:
Chewbacca The Couch Dress Moustache Balaclava Shaved Ball Cap Giant Nintendo Controller Jesus Christ Meat Suitcase Unibrow Theo Jansen's Art Theo Jansen's Art General Lee 01  Crop Circles  Mock Apple Pie Robocop on a Unicorn Roller Derby  Freerunning Dwight K. Schrute Miracle On Ice President Obama The Hamburger Bed Flying Spaghetti Monster Badass Mountain Men Beer Maids Hedgehogs WAKE n' BACON Zombies Space Invader Invasion  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator The Brick Testament Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton Captain James T. Kirk The Man with No Name Banksy Octo-Stache Peekaru Queen of the Mist  Deja Vu Ultra Slow Motion  Troy Hurtubise's Inventions Troy Hurtubise's Inventions The Viking Helmet Johnny Cash Stinky Cheese James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Death Star Chindogu  Tiesto Library of Congress Notorious B.I.G. Doll Rasputin Che Guevara James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Death Star Death Star Mermaids Male Emperor Penguins Rockin' Steady  Indy's Whip Literal Video Versions Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka Hunter S. Thompson Emperor Norton Jesus Riding A Dinosaur Teddy Roosevelt was voted LESS AWESOME than: Nikola Tesla Aurora Borealis Library of Congress Library of Congress
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Some Fast Facts about Teddy Roosevelt:
If John Hodgman said it, I believe it
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could you fix the format of my comment so it lists the fast facts? like..... -blah blah blah (enter) -blah blah blah
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Wow! John Hodgman knows a lot about Teddy Roosevelt.
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thanks ivan!
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And this is the most pertinent fact, Teddy Roosevelt fathered Chuck Norris!
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The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't.
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It should have...
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I know! That's an epic fail!
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Totally, epic epic fail
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I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness.
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If it did, it would have been even more awesome.
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yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now
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You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it.
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Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote.
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Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War.
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This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years
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I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is.
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