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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


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Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


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Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


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The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Soccer* Hooligans
SOCCER* HOOLIGANS
Rank: Schultz Awesome Igi
Nominated by Awesome Igi

These fans are tough! They have to withstand verbal abuse, man to man combat and all out riots.  Weapons usually include beer bottles, rocks and cricket bats.  The lush green grass on the field means nothing to soccer* diehards who crowd in the stands....where panic can break out at any moment testing facility railings, exists and basic fire resistance.  If these fans make it from the stadium, riot police are waiting in the streets with tear gas, rubber bullets and water cannons.  Soccer* may be for pansy asses but being a fan takes some grit. (* Football for the majority of the world.)

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Unibrow


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Soccer* Hooligans was voted LESS AWESOME than:

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Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Library of Congress


Rasputin


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The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Death Star


Mermaids


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Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky commented ( about Soccer* Hooligans ) on 6/19/2009
Regarding the parenthetical statement that Soccer is, "Football for the majority of the world", I don't believe this is case.

I. The majority of world don't speak English;

I. A significant proportion of the English speaking world, possibly the majority, use football to describe American Football, Canadian Football, Australian Rules Football, Rugby League, or Gaelic Football. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Yorky on 6/19/2009
I. The majority of the world DOESN'T speak english; apparantly that includes you.

II. Most of the rest of the English speaking world regards Soccer as Football, and Football as American Football. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Ghazi on 6/19/2009
Afterthought: I left rugby union off the list because I didn't think anyone called it football. In school, however, we called rugby football and association football "rugger" and "soccer" respectively: therefore that's another demographic that call association football soccer.

I do speak English, the majority of the world do not: what's the problem with using the contraction "don't" (which is also a non-standard contraction of does not, by the way).

Once we've taken the United States, Canada, Australia, and Ireland out of the equation: do you really think you're still left with a majority of the Anglosphere? reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Yorky on 6/19/2009
It is a contraction of Do not, not Does not. /me looks for ignore button. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Ghazi on 6/19/2009
Personally I don't rate IQ tests, but that don't mean to say I can't score quite highly on them.

http://www.answers.com/don't reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Yorky on 6/19/2009
Don't is the contraction of Do Not. Doesn't is the contraction of Does Not. Doesn't would have been grammatically correct for English. Don't is grammatically correct for Ebonics. it depends on what dialect you're speaking. I didn't know there were trolls under this bridge. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to The Dude on 6/19/2009
Sure there are, it's the bridge to Douchebagistan. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 6/20/2009
Alright, guess I'll have to use the manual ignore button by reading stupid crap, shaking my head and moving on whilst holding my tongue. Cheers. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to on 6/19/2009
Oh, shut yer mock-apple-piehole. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to Under the Radar on 6/19/2009
Word! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

needlestack commented ( about this matchup ) on 6/8/2009
I can hardly think of anything less awesome than Soccer Hooligans. Maybe people who talk at movie theaters would give them a run for their money. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to needlestack on 6/8/2009
I'm less awesome than Soccer Hooligans. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
I was going to say Anthrax (the virus, not the band), but the fact is that Anthrax has been responsible for fewer deaths in the last fifty years than Football Hooligans. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to on 6/8/2009
THANK YOU! While Soccer Hooligans haven't exactly been burning up the leaderboard, I was afraid I was the only one who thought they were decidedly UN-awesome. Not to dis on someone else's nominee, but seriously - indiscriminately violent thugs are not awesome reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to the_mad_nader on 6/9/2009
I have to disagree with you! They aren't indiscriminately violent thugs; they are extremely discriminatory and violent thugs. Seriously, they discriminate against fans of the opposing team, they discriminate against all kinds of ethnicities and nationalities. If there's one thing they're good at, it's discrimination. But I'll concur; soccer fans are awesome, while soccer hooligans are not. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to Olav Rokne on 6/9/2009
Not to pick nits, but when they light cars on fire, throw batteries into crowds, and trample people to death, I'm not sure they're always checking to make sure their victims support the other side. But, you're right soccer/futbol/football is awesome. It's fans are awesome. Hooligans are NOT awesome reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to the_mad_nader on 6/9/2009
I have the feeling that my summer in Italy in 2006 would have been far less interesting without the Hooligans. I'm going to have to go with awesome on this one, whats life without a little risk? reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Soccer* Hooligans ) on 6/5/2009
Just to be clear, but Toronto FC fans are probably the big @$$holes in the MLS. Feel the shame. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Soccer* Hooligans ) on 6/5/2009
Hmmm, I could see the argument that this is the anti-thesis of awesome. Who likes drunk thugs that indiscriminately assault people and property? Tossing full baggies of urine at people? Not awesome reply


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