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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton
SIR ERNEST HENRY SHACKLETON
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
3rd Place May 09

Men wanted for hazardous journey,
Small wages, bitter cold.
Long months of complete darkness,
Constant danger, safe return doubtful.
Honour and recognition in case of success.

I think the ad that Shackleton put in the paper to recruit crew for his Endurance Journey is a major reason for his sucess.  Any leader that can bring a group of men together and keep them together and survive what they endured is a hero.

Summary of the two year Endurance Voyage: Polar Explorer, Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton has received hero status for his Endurance Voyage, (appropriately named.)   He started the voyage in hopes to make a sea to sea traverse across Antarctica.  However, his ship the Endurance became frozen in ice pack.  Shackleton and his crew survived the extreme conditions on the Antarctic Ice shelf for 497 days (including 4 month of darkness).

The long awaited melting and shifting of the ice did not free their ship...it shredded it to splinters.  Marooned on the melting ice.  Shackleton marched his men toward the open waters where they launched the life boats to reach Elephant Island.  Once there, the crew set up camp where they lived on penguins and seals while Shackleton and 5 other men set out for help.  They boarded the 23 foot James Caird  and rowed it some 800 miles in icy waters for 19 days sustained by rations of hoosh.

Miracoulsly they arrived on South Georgia Island, but the wrong side.  Shackleton and two others decided to traverse the icy cliffs and fields of cravases,  (PS, this is 1915...where the Wool sweaters were the technical gear) to reach the whaling outpost on the other side.  Reaching the outpost Shackleton may have felt relieved to be alive...but he remained determined to rescue his men.   This alone took three different attempts over 3 months.

It is truly amazing that his entire crew survived, one of the most amazing journeys in the history of mankind.

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Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar commented ( about Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton ) on 5/10/2009
Heroes are inherently awesome. reply

Rank: Schultz Kaapuetz
Kaapuetz replied to Under the Radar on 5/11/2009
Neil Peart is my hero. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Kaapuetz on 5/11/2009
This guy is amazing, I think that him, Captain Kirk, and Chuck Norris should form a team of awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to Patrick Moniz on 5/12/2009
It would be the AAA-Team! reply

Rank: Pepper Zahg
Zahg replied to Under the Radar on 9/8/2009
Fixing your car in a jiffy with phasers, round house kicks and ice picks. reply


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