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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Shaved Ball Cap
SHAVED BALL CAP
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
1st Place October 08

This image was just found on some anonymous Australian funny photo site. We have no idea who the hell this guy is, but we would like to meet him.

I really didn't know a haircut could be this good. A lot of people will go with weird stripes, patterns, shapes, curls, etc... but interpretive shape cutting is really unheard of.

This entry will destroy a lot of others...

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Shaved Ball Cap was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Moustache Balaclava


Moustache Balaclava


Side Stache


Giant Nintendo Controller


Horse Moustache


Jesus Christ


Jesus Christ


K.I.T.T.


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Smurfette


Spam


Pimpy Cars


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


The Hamburger Bed


Zombies


Space Invader Invasion


Shaved Ball Cap was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Little Superstar


Little Superstar


Little Superstar


Venus Fly Traps


Crop Circles


Robocop on a Unicorn


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Les Claypool

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Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 9/22/2009
I've been meaning to make one thing perfectly clear. I will never, EVER vote against Shaved Ball Cap. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/22/2009
Tell us how you really feel! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 9/15/2009
I've said it before and now I'm going to say it again--there is absolutely no scenario in which I would vote against shaved ballcap. There has never been anything more aweomse than this. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 9/3/2009
I will never, EVER, vote against Shaved Ballcap reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply

Awesomeus Maximus
Awesomeus Maximus commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 10/28/2008
Stache is cool, but who wouldn't want to pull a ball cap hairstyle off if they could?? Seriously, most of us only dream of something this cool. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Awesomeus Maximus on 10/29/2008
agreed on the hairstyle. I used to have a pretty good afro, but nothing like that. Just imagine the possibilities you could sculpt... I am sooo jealous. But then you have to still hand it to Side Stache on a few levels. Both hairstyles were optional, but Side Stache rocked his in everyday life for 17 days. For all we know the shaved ballcap might have been a single hour event. reply

Rank: Klinger
Jurgs commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 10/28/2008
I would have loved to seen the fro before he shaved it. huge reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Shaved Ball Cap ) on 9/21/2008
Is this thing on ?? reply


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