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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Sasquatch
SASQUATCH
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
Special Selection October 08

Bigfoot.. where do we start? There are so many angles of the Bigfoot myth/legend that make it incredibly great. Very few really believe in Sasquatch, but even fewer would not be totally stoked if he did exist.

Perhaps Bigfoot's biggest accomplishment is that he has created an entire department of "science".  There are actually college professors, with PHD's that believe in him.  That's not something that can be said for Unicorns, Gryphons, or Dragons.  Stumbling into Sasquatch in the woods can be a hobby, a life long dream, a camper's nightmare, or hell, a career.

 

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Sasquatch was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Giant Nintendo Controller


Abraham Lincoln


Airblaster Ninja Suit


Moustache Balaclava


Spiderman tattoo


K.I.T.T.


Meat Suitcase


Sliced Bread


Spam


Venus Fly Traps


ZebraCorn


El Chupacabra


Roller Derby


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Literal Video Versions


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Sasquatch was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Little Superstar


Chewbacca


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


BigDog Robot


Robocop on a Unicorn


Freerunning


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Rollerman


Paul Bunyan


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Johnny Cash


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Schultz K.J.
K.J. commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/5/2009
Wait a minute ! Jar Jar Binks was possibly the coolest creature to evolve from the entire Star Wars series. Death to the Death Star, when do we get to vote for Jar Jar Binks reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to K.J. on 9/5/2009
Jar Jar Binks. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to Awesomealot on 9/5/2009
Apparently brackets get cut out. Meant to say, Mock Apple Pie (is greater than) Jar Jar Binks. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply


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