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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Peekaru
PEEKARU
Home Slice
Nominated by Home Slice

The newest member of the marsupial family is the Peekaru. This crazy new animal has a super soft fleece fur that has actually been enhanced by the consumption of plastic bottles.  This new creature seems quite tame and has been know to frequent weekend youth soccer games. 

The Peekaru has been spotted in a variety of colors: black, gray, green, lavender and blue.  The location of the pouch seems to vary from the front to the back,  and taking the marsupial gene pool to the next level, the male Peekaru comes equipped with a pouch so that he too can care for his young.

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Peekaru was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Tiesto


Peekaru was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Octo-Stache


The Stig


Queen of the Mist


Gong


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Teddy Roosevelt


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Death Star


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/12/2009
i dont see how this could beat anything this month... except maybe tiesto... or if the boyfriend Pillow comes back ... reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 6/13/2009
I would really like to see a peekaru vs. snuggie vs. boyfriend pillow vs. SkyRest pillow vs. couch dress death match. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 6/13/2009
and them all against mock apple pie.
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Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/10/2009
Quaaaaaaaid, start the reaaaaactoorrrrrrr. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to MediocreMarvel on 6/10/2009
If Peekaru had been billed as your very own Quatto costume, would that have earned it some awesome points? reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to the_mad_nader on 6/11/2009
Man, I got six kids to feed. I don't have time to worry about that. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to MediocreMarvel on 6/11/2009
I thought you said it was 5 kids....? reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/12/2009
He's been busy. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/8/2009
Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and [try to] make the argument for the Peekaru. (A) I promotes bonding between parent and child. (B) It allows the child to be warmed by the parent's body heat. (C) It's got a cooler name than a "Baby Bjorn". (D) It contains the little ankle-biters so they can't run over and bother me. (E) It's like baby a transportation unit AND a straight-jacket in one. Alright, that's about the best I can do...sorry Peekaru inventors... reply

Rank: Pepper lilatene
lilatene replied to the_mad_nader on 6/9/2009
I thought argument D was compelling, but then I realized the peekaru only contains the kids' movement, not the sound. If it had some kind of soundproof bubble (that lets air through), I'd be all for it. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/7/2009
APPLE PIE NEBODY? reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
Mock....Apple.....Pie reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Over Chindogu? I don't think so. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The McBoxman on 6/5/2009
Isn't it possible to have TWO MAPs this month? reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Sooner or later they will battle in an epic UnAwesomeOff competition. The winner will maintain its dignity, while the other will wallow in shame, eating Spam and Mock Apple Pie for all eternity. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The McBoxman on 6/5/2009
Peekaru is far less awesome than Chindogu. Chindogu is about the spirit of inovation, which is awesome, combined with an inability to separate the wheat from the chaff. Peekaru combines creepy with crappy. Plus it involves children, and children are inherently not awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 6/5/2009
I'm forced to agree with Olav on this one. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Lol, alright, i see it. Peekaru kinda reminds me of a birth, but somehow everything got flipped around in there and popped out of her chest. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to on 6/5/2009
Seriously... how is Peekaru at 2%? Someone voted for Peekaru over a planet-destroying laser? RUJK? ZOMG! HTML? WTF? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
OK, this is like that scene in Alien where the baby alien bursts out through the guy's chest except this is far more disturbing because it's an actual real life human baby. reply

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gelada48785 commented ( about this matchup ) on 6/5/2009
Peekaru ya Star Wars nerdz! reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
It's like a baby Snuggie. reply


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