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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Jesus Christ
JESUS CHRIST
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
Special Selection October 08

Again, a list of accomplishments is pretty quick and easy here.  For the record, there were hundreds of miracles, here's just a taste:

  • Walked on water... speaks for itself.. awesome. I hate getting wet too.
  • Made water into wine (poured out a little for his fallen homies)
  • Rocked the whole long hair hippie look better than anyone in history (at a time when most of the Roman Empire looked like total squares)
  • Came up with the idea of coming back from the dead, nineteen hundred and sixty years before the Night of the Living Dead writers ripped him off
  • Cured leprosy, fever, deafness, blindness, paralysis.. (wasn't huge into sharing those cures unfortunately)
  • Performed exorcisms without causing projectile vommiting
  • Fed 5,000 men with a couple loafs of bread. Kept the leftovers in Tupperware©
  • Purified water faster than a Britta Pro 8000

...and if that all isn't awesome enough, consider this.  Back when he was into carpentry, he had to deal with a board that was too short.   You guessed it.. he stretched it.  Awesome

Footnote: be fore warned, it may very well be a sin to vote against J.C.

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Jesus Christ was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Moustache Balaclava


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Meat Suitcase


Mullet Family


Sasquatch


Three Legged Animals


Cuy - last supper


General Lee 01


Crop Circles


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Bob Ross


WAKE n' BACON


Space Invader Invasion


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Les Claypool


Jesus Christ was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Airblaster Ninja Suit


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Side Stache


K.I.T.T.


Venus Fly Traps


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Freerunning


Miracle On Ice


The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Rollerman


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Teddy Roosevelt


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Schultz Metronomis
Metronomis commented ( about Jesus Christ ) on 9/24/2009
Seriously when is Jesus going up against Jesus Riding on a Dinosaur reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Metronomis on 9/24/2009
I think that's already happened. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to Yorky on 9/24/2009
Not yet. I think you're getting Jesus Christ confused with Robocop on a Unicorn. Easy mistake. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Awesomealot on 9/25/2009
OMG, no kidding! I've lost count of the times I've accidentally said, "In the name of Robocop on a Unicorn, Amen," at the end of my prayers. Boy, is THAT embarrassing! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Jesus Christ ) on 9/10/2009
Its kind of shocking how much I vote for JC, considering how I'm not really super into him. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/11/2009
Residual guilt is a powerful force. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply


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