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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

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Library of Congress


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James Earl Jones Counts to 10


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James Earl Jones Counts to 10
JAMES EARL JONES COUNTS TO 10
Rank: Blade TinManCometh
Nominated by TinManCometh
2nd Place June 09

Ok, its an easy task, count from 1 to 10. It's even a good cause—do it so to help kids learn, so they don't have to be dumb.

If one person could take on a challenge so simple as this, and make it totally incredible, its James Earl Jones.

Watch this, start to finish, and if you aren't thoroughly entertained, we suggest you watch it again, and again until you are. We think its gotten better every time we've watched it, and we are into the teens.

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James Earl Jones Counts to 10 was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


Shaved Ball Cap


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Venus Fly Traps


Unibrow


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Space Invader Invasion


The Brick Testament


Octo-Stache


The Stig


Peekaru


Deja Vu


Ultra Slow Motion


Troy Hurtubise's Inventions


Gong


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Tiesto


Library of Congress


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Death Star


Mermaids


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Mark Twain


James Earl Jones Counts to 10 was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


Rollerman


Paul Bunyan


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 9/3/2009
i wanna see James Earl Jones go up against Barry Bostwick in a count-off http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdMJ5P8cSNI reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz commented ( about this matchup ) on 6/11/2009
The Death Star against Darth Vader, I don't know who to vote for.... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/9/2009
I love how on Five he's like "For real??" reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/7/2009
lol......... howd he do that? He can make nething awesome reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about James Earl Jones Counts to 10 ) on 6/7/2009
JEJ seemed to really like "7" for some reason. reply

Rank: Klinger SMGstring
SMGstring replied to the_mad_nader on 9/3/2009
He's a Bungie fan. reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to SMGstring on 9/3/2009
lol reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply


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