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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


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Unibrow


General Lee 01


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Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


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Flying Spaghetti Monster


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WAKE n' BACON


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Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


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Queen of the Mist


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Notorious B.I.G. Doll


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Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


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Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


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Badass Mountain Men


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The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Captain James T. Kirk
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Nominated by Patrick Moniz
1st Place May 09

If you could put awesome into a human body, it would be him. He is the only human that has ever defeated a Klingon with his bare hands! He outsmarted Khan! He was on a show that not many people watched, and made 6 movies from that show! If that is not awesome, I do not know what is.

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Captain James T. Kirk was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Nikola Tesla


Bookmobile


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Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


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Mister Rogers doing The Wave


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The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


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WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Rollerman


Paul Bunyan


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Xiao Xiao


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Neil Peart's Drum Kit


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Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


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Head and Wrist Bands


Banksy


Urban Camouflage


Coracle


Tree Hugging


Throat Singing


Moustaches


Forbidden Fist of the Ninja


Johnny Cash


Library of Congress


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


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Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Extent of the Universe


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Captain James T. Kirk was voted LESS AWESOME than:

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The Brick Testament


The Brick Testament


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Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 11/28/2009
Epic awesomeness - The Shat as Alexander (pre-Star Trek): http://io9.com/5413427/captain-kirk-and-batman-team-up-in-ancient-greece reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 11/26/2009
I suppose Kirk has finally got to believe in the no-win scenario. Damn it Jim! reply

Rank: Schultz hmcnally
hmcnally commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 11/23/2009
Wow, looks like the CaptainOff has brought out the Kirk hate... reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to hmcnally on 11/23/2009
I think that fact that Kirk's been a nominee for 3 consecutive contests, spanning more than 3 months, means many are getting weary of JTK. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to the_mad_nader on 11/23/2009
agreed, I love Kirk, but I'm ready to move on. Too many times a bride's maid. I think Picard appears to be the new Kirk. ;-) reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about this matchup ) on 9/7/2009
This is for sure one of the matches I was excited for. I've got go with Kirk, because in TV/Movie-land I think he would have triumphed over the Death Star. He wouldn't have dropped a bomb down a heating shaft though, he'd have beamed in, gotten Darth Vader's mistress pregnant, punched the emperor in the belly, hit the self destruct button and escaped, just as his young handsome ensign was being force choked to death. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/7/2009
Likely Scotty would have joined him on the away team that beamed into the Death Star but would have gotten himself captured by some stormtroppers, so in addition to all the above heroics, Kirk would have rescued his important crew mates, while leaving the red shirt "extra" to take one for the team. Awesome! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 5/13/2009
im proud to give captain kirk my 1,000th Vote reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 5/13/2009
I think you were the fastest ever to reach Staff-Sergeant! Nice work! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 5/13/2009
I endorse James T. Kirk as the greatest nominee ever to grace Awesomeoff.

James T. Kirk is the patron saint of Awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 5/13/2009
I'm going to second that. Perhaps, Jim should be the Awesome poster child. I like the patron saint idea. I need a little plastic dashboard Kirk for my car. Or perhaps a medallion for my neck. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to The Dude on 5/13/2009
I think our captain rank, when we get there should definitely be 'Kirk' reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 5/13/2009
Without question. reply

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome replied to Under the Radar on 5/13/2009
The generation that is spoiled by multi-million dollar special effect movies, like myself, does not seem to find Kirk who flew around in a carboard ship in front of a piece of paper to be so awesome reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Love of the Awesome on 5/14/2009
Well, I am from the generation that is spoiled by those special effect movies, and let me tell you, Kirk makes that cardboard ship in front of paper look a million times better than all those special effects. Kirk has what most movies are lacking: Awesome! reply

jimmythegeek replied to Patrick Moniz on 5/24/2009
Well said. Look, there's even a poster: http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_captkirk.jpg reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to on 5/14/2009
wurd danczykial. reply

Rank: Schultz hmcnally
hmcnally replied to on 11/12/2009
He is The Kirk. The Creator. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 5/11/2009
new star trek movie is soo great! jj abrams did a great job.. didnt expect anything else from the co creator of Lost reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 5/11/2009
Yeah, I saw both Trek and Wolverine... Star Trek was waaayyy better. My teenage kids loved it too, and they've never even seen an episode of Star Trek reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 5/11/2009
As a huge Star Trek geek and purist, and a hater of JJ Abrams, I fully expected to hate it... Somehow, I loved it! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The Dude on 5/11/2009
Yeah, that movie was saucy. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to on 5/12/2009
do you mind if i ask why you hate JJ Abrams? reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 5/12/2009
Lost is the most ridiculous show on TV, Cloverfield was an over-hyped waste of time and money, and I don't find the viral websites and videos cute whatsoever. I think he's the most over-hyped creative mind in Hollywood, and I was truly terrified he would single-handedly destroy the Star Trek franchise. Traditionally, Star Trek hasn't been about hype and flash, which is what the new film seems to be mostly about, but it's well put together, well written, well acted, and it has very few downsides. (most notably, Eric Bana's portrayal of the villain, Nero.... wretched.) All in all, I was very pleased with Star Trek, despite my own fearful misgivings. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to The Dude on 5/12/2009
So i guess your not much of a Lost Fan? i Never Saw Cloverfield, but Lost is an absolutely Amazing show reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to xyop96 on 5/12/2009
My biggest beef with Lost is that they never answer any questions. they set up all these crazy mysteries, and never solve any of them. I watched two seasons of Lost and gave up. you gotta tie some things up every once in a while. But I think we can all agree that Lost has given us one thing that's truly Awesome: Evangeline Lilly. My gods she's ridiculously hot. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to The Dude on 5/12/2009
lol agreed... The 2nd season did drag and thats when alot of people stopped watching. But Lost has a awesome community and a bunch of different great podcasts. You should try and give it a 2nd chance reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
You stopped too soon! reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to on 5/12/2009
You can tell they were very respectful of the Star Trek mythos. The trouble with prequels is how to make it exciting when we know the history already; it's very clever that they changed the timeline so that now we no longer can be sure what will happen next- but it's still close enough that they haven't lost any of the important history that would anger the fans. Well done. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Under the Radar on 5/12/2009
...And, by changing the time-line, they took away our right to bitch about not being true to the existing story lines. reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to The Dude on 5/13/2009
Ahh! Touche, komrade! I just still can't believe that was Eric Bana as Nero! reply

Rank: Pepper Scooby Vuu
Scooby Vuu commented ( about Captain James T. Kirk ) on 5/11/2009
If you are beginning to doubt Captain James T. Kirk's awesomeness, please go see the new Star Trek movie. reply


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