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           DEATH STAR
Special Selection June 2009 This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
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Filename: deathstar_legos.jpgSource: jurvetson on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/83176915/ 
Filename: deathstar_pumkin.jpgSource: Francesca Tronchin on flickr Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/frenchieb/1802864323/ 
Filename: deathstar_melon.jpgSource: oskay on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/oskay/2695428348/ 
Filename: deathstar_boat.jpgSource: dumbledad on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dumbledad/2799555347/ 
Filename: deathstar_cake.jpgSource: jenosale on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenosale/2050533155/ 
Filename: deathstar_legobox.jpgSource: Fanboy30 on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevedave/3266285365/ 
Filename: deathstar_crochet.jpgSource: kidmissile on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kidmissile/342490670/ 
Filename: deathstar_lego.jpgSource: jurvetson on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/542500748/
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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Library of Congress  The Couch Dress  Moustache Balaclava  Shaved Ball Cap  Giant Nintendo Controller  Little Superstar  Meat Suitcase  Sasquatch  Unibrow  General Lee 01  Roller Derby  Dwight K. Schrute  Mister Rogers doing The Wave  Miracle On Ice  President Obama  The Hamburger Bed  Bob Ross  Flying Spaghetti Monster  Beer Maids  WAKE n' BACON  Zombies  Paul Bunyan  Space Invader Invasion  Octo-Stache  Peekaru  Queen of the Mist  Ultra Slow Motion  The Viking Helmet  Johnny Cash  Keith Loutit's Little Sydney  Soccer* Hooligans  Reliant Robin  Stinky Cheese  Chindogu  Notorious B.I.G. Doll  Rasputin  The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun  Mermaids  Male Emperor Penguins  Rockin' Steady  Literal Video Versions  Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka  Hunter S. Thompson Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Teddy Roosevelt  Chewbacca  Jesus Christ  Theo Jansen's Art  Nikola Tesla  Robocop on a Unicorn  Aurora Borealis  Badass Mountain Men  Hedgehogs  The Brick Testament  Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton  Captain James T. Kirk  The Man with No Name  Banksy Teddy Roosevelt Teddy Roosevelt  Choose Your Own Adventure Books Library of Congress  Che Guevara  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur
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       BADASS MOUNTAIN MEN
5th Place February 09 It is hard to believe beaver hunting in the back woods could earn glory. But, in the first half of the ninteenth century the Rocky Mountains remained an uncharted land where the elements were harsh and the grizzly bears and indians prevelent. These scruffy and gruff frontiers men lived on tobacco, coffee, and pemmican. They ran through the woods with moccasins, hawken rifles and bowie knifes risking their lives for the beaver hat. Life wasn't all bad, they always traded for the hottest squas, did whatever they wanted, and ate 100% organic, nonGMO food. The stories are thick and deep, from the legend of "Liver Eating" Johnson to the balad of Grizzley Adams. One of my favorite highlights is the tale of Boone Helm, who, in the middle of a five hundred mile trip accross dead-of-winter Montana, was captured by Blackfoot indians, stripped to the waist and bound with leather straps in a teepee. He managed to chew through his bindings, knocked out the guard with a two finger jab, took the guard's knife, scalped him, cut off his leg, and disappeared into the woods still half naked. Weeks later he arrived at the cabin of Del Gue, 200 miles away, having survived on only the leg of his former captor. That's about as bad-assed as any story I've ever heard.
Nominated by Jerza
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Filename: Mountainman_buckskin.jpgSource: Creative Commons photo provided by Robert Lawton Url: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Buckskins.JPG 
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Filename: Mountainman_spikehorn.jpgSource: UpNorth Memories - Donald (Don) Harrison on flickr cc Url: http://flickr.com/photos/upnorthmemories/96750456/ 
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Badass Mountain Men was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Wingsuit Base Jumping Flying Spaghetti Monster The Couch Dress Shaved Ball Cap Giant Nintendo Controller  The Krull Glaive Meat Suitcase Sasquatch General Lee 01  Mock Apple Pie  El Chupacabra  Freerunning Dwight K. Schrute Mister Rogers doing The Wave Miracle On Ice  Don King  Velcro Shoes  Enclose by Bea Camacho The Hamburger Bed  Mr. Snuffleupagus  ANTS  Batmobile  Blue Whale Bob Ross Bob Ross  Big Wheel Racing  Saber Toothed Deer  Corndog Pizza  Julie Moss at the 1982 Ironman  Leeroy Jenkins!  Dramatic Chipmunk  Journey's Arnel Pineda  Toodle Shooting Grandma Paul Bunyan  Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Captain James T. Kirk James Earl Jones Counts to 10 Death Star Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka Hunter S. Thompson Emperor Norton Jesus Riding A Dinosaur Badass Mountain Men was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Venus Fly Traps Theo Jansen's Art Nikola Tesla  BigDog Robot Roller Derby President Obama Wingsuit Base Jumping Aurora Borealis Aurora Borealis Flying Spaghetti Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster  Major League Gaming Major League Gaming Hedgehogs WAKE n' BACON Zombies Space Invader Invasion Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton The Man with No Name Johnny Cash Teddy Roosevelt Library of Congress Literal Video Versions Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee  MST3K
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The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't.
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It should have...
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I know! That's an epic fail!
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Totally, epic epic fail
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I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness.
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If it did, it would have been even more awesome.
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yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now
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You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it.
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Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote.
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Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War.
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This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years
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I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is.
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don't forget about killing your captor, escaping naked into the Montana Winter and living of the meat of your captors leg which your had previously sawn off, in a bear cave. Now that is awesome.
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I concur. Canoes and beaver pelts are way more awesome than over-hyped Star Craft tournaments. These guys caught salmon with their bare hands and spat the lead out of the venison they killed. Awesome!
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