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Death Star
DEATH STAR
Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Nominated by Love of the Awesome
Special Selection June 2009

This spherical moon size battle station produces the mother of all laser beams. The Death Star is capable of moving throughout the galaxy, destroying entire planets and spreading fear like a shadow of impending doom. 75 miles in diameter it has a surface like a metropolis full of detention blocks and interrogation cells. The death star is capable of housing a billion people and requires a million personnel to operate.

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Death Star was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Library of Congress


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Unibrow


General Lee 01


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


The Hamburger Bed


Bob Ross


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Octo-Stache


Peekaru


Queen of the Mist


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Death Star was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Teddy Roosevelt


Chewbacca


Jesus Christ


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Aurora Borealis


Badass Mountain Men


Hedgehogs


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Teddy Roosevelt


Teddy Roosevelt


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

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Aurora Borealis
AURORA BOREALIS
Nominated by Unknown
3rd Place February 09

The Aurora Borealis is an astronomical phenomena in which energetic particles light up the upper atmosphere with a luminous glow. It is understandable that tribes of the past tried to make sense of this eerie, awe inspiring affect!

Over the years the explanations of teh Northern Lights have varied greatly:

  • lighted pathways to heaven
  • omens of war
  • giant dancing salmon spirit
  • walrus spirits playing ball with a human skull
  • giants on a spearfishing exhibition
  • fires from blubber boiling dwarfs

 

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Aurora Borealis was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Afros


Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


The Krull Glaive


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Nikola Tesla


General Lee 01


Ghost Riding da Whip


Crop Circles


Mock Apple Pie


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


Don King


President Obama


Velcro Shoes


Enclose by Bea Camacho


The Hamburger Bed


The Hamburger Bed


The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Mr. Snuffleupagus


Blue Whale


Bob Ross


Bob Ross


Big Wheel Racing


Saber Toothed Deer


The Man with No Name


Corndog Pizza


Shrunken Heads


Easy Cheese


Julie Moss at the 1982 Ironman


Leeroy Jenkins!


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Dramatic Chipmunk


Badass Mountain Men


Badass Mountain Men


Journey's Arnel Pineda


Plight of the Snowman


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Zombies


Rollerman


Space Invader Invasion


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


Death Star


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Les Claypool


Aurora Borealis was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Freerunning


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Major League Gaming


Major League Gaming


Emperor Norton


Walking on the Moon

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Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Aurora Borealis ) on 9/23/2009
Look, I didn't want to have to break this to anyone, but the Aurora Borealis is fake. It was invented by the Canadian Governor General in 1890 as a way to promote tourism, and is created by spraying our clouds with kool-aid. Simple, really, but the hoax has taken on a life of its own. The excess kool-aid is messy and kind of gross. It's wasteful, phony, and not that awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 9/23/2009
Actually, am I the only one who thinks that story makes it MORE Awesome? reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to on 9/24/2009
Science is so kool! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/10/2009
The Death Star could have destroyed the planet of the Jar Jar Binkses, but didn't. reply

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Olav Rokne on 6/10/2009
It should have... reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/10/2009
I know! That's an epic fail! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Olav Rokne on 6/13/2009
Totally, epic epic fail reply

Rank: Ermey Frizzle The Farout
Frizzle The Farout replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 9/9/2009
I think the fact that a bunch of personafied catfish were able to take down that many droids and not get blown up only increases a giant laser's awesomeness. reply

Rank: Schultz TheTallTerror
TheTallTerror replied to on 6/17/2009
If it did, it would have been even more awesome. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to TheTallTerror on 6/24/2009
yea lets all vote for queen of the mist now reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/7/2009
You people are voting for something that is used to efficiently kill billions of innocent people at a time. Sure, it is fictional, but you are still voting for a fictional floating planetwide holocaust device. Think about it. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/8/2009
Sorry, much like Yorky, I have to vote against religious fanatic terrorists like Luke Skywalker, so the Death Star has my vote. reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to Olav Rokne on 6/8/2009
Your logic has won me over. A vote for the Death Star is a vote for peace, justice, law, order, and the American way. A vote for Che Guevara is a vote for Luke Skywalker, Osama bin Laden, and the families of the victims of 9/11 who don't support the Iraq War. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/9/2009
This is suddenly the best political debate I have heard in 10 years reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Death Star ) on 6/6/2009
I actually noticed that there are no legit Death Star pictures in this slideshow. It must be so awesome, everyone just know what that is. reply


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