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    THE DISINTEGRATOR: RUBBER BAND MINIGUN
"Its all fun and game until somebody loses an eye." - Mom The Disintegrator is the end-all, greatest kid's weapon ever. From spit balls, to blow darts, to rapid fire rubber band guns, kids find a way to flail objects at each other, whether the practice is banned by their school administration or not. Enter the Disintegrator. It fires 40 large rubber bands per second (2400 rpm) from twin spinning turbines. It can unload its capacity (288 bands) at targets in a mere 7 seconds, and anything in its way lighter than 19 ounces is flipped on its head. The disintegrator can be mounted on a tripod, or picked up and carried by the assailant, chasing his little sister across the house to slam the door closed on her room truly terrified!
Nominated by MediocreMarvel
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The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 The Stig  Peekaru  Gong  Keith Loutit's Little Sydney  Soccer* Hooligans  Tiesto  Notorious B.I.G. Doll  Che Guevara The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Deja Vu  Ultra Slow Motion  Johnny Cash  Reliant Robin  Choose Your Own Adventure Books  Library of Congress  Rasputin  James Earl Jones Counts to 10  Death Star  Mermaids  Male Emperor Penguins  Indy's Whip
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     CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOKS
These books were popular in the 80's and early 90's, selling over 250 million copies between 1979-1998. Every book is packed with action and the reader is the star. Every couple of pages the reader needs to decide what he/she should do next.
Depending on the reader's choices a CYOA book can have a happy ending or one of many others. There is even a CYOA book that has an ending that can only be reached by cheating. Choose your own Adventure.
Nominated by the_mad_nader
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Filename: cyoa_caveoftime.jpgSource: Ian Kershaw on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/moonboots/158788261/ 
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Choose Your Own Adventure Books was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 Unibrow  Octo-Stache  Queen of the Mist Deja Vu Gong  The Viking Helmet Reliant Robin  Chindogu Tiesto Notorious B.I.G. Doll The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun Death Star Mermaids Male Emperor Penguins  Rockin' Steady Indy's Whip Choose Your Own Adventure Books was voted LESS AWESOME than: Ultra Slow Motion  Troy Hurtubise's Inventions Johnny Cash Library of Congress Rasputin James Earl Jones Counts to 10
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Back before The Brick Testament launched my career to the heights of minor internet celebrity, my first brush with infamy was in 1997 as the creator of BRAD: the game, the internet's most perverted text-based Choose Your Own Adventure, loosely based on the exploits of my uncle Brad. http://www.bradthegame.com
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I see Brad bringing you a second championship ring.
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i like to pretend that you are not actually a person.
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but some sort of super intelligent robot or program
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If only.
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Oh hells, you should relase BRAD: the game as an iPhone app. That shizz would KILL!
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Books that would have been better if they had been "Choose Your Own Adventure":
1) The Motorcycle Diaries 2) James Joyce's Ulysses 3) To Kill a Mockingbird 4) The Grapes of Wrath 5) Gravity's Rainbow 6) Anne Frank's Diary reply
3.) You stand at Boo Radley's house. To go in, turn to page #23. To leave, turn to page #43. To leave a burning bag of dog poo, turn to page #99.
4.) To stay in Oklahoma, turn to page #59. To go to California, turn to page #102. To battle the Zombie Invasion in Tulsa, go to page, #408.
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I turn to page #99!
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I would totally turn to page #408.
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6.) The Nazi's are down stairs. To wish them a happy Hanukkah turn to page 29. To hide in the attic turn to page 107. To call in airstrike using telepathy turn to page 91.
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You need to write this!!!!!
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Anne Frank's Choose Your Own Diary, in a Borders near you summer 2010 :)
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I smell a Disney Presents "Anne Franke's CYOD" On Ice!!!
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3-7? Seriously, this is a rubber band gun that shoots 288 rubber bands in 7 seconds!?!? I'm shocked this isn't a top 10 entry!
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you and me both....i just dont get how this isnt doin good
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I think you had to be a kid in the early 80's to appreciate Choose Your Own Adventure. They were video games before video games. The whole concept of a book was taken to a whole different place, where you were the hero making the choices. There were different worlds to be explored, based on the choices you made. I bought every new one as soon as it hit the shelves.
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+1! That's exactly how I described CYOA books when I nominated them! Totally revolutionary, when you think that back then the term "interactive" didn't apply to absolutely everything. I think they helped foster my love of books - kinda like training wheels in a way - because they sorta helped spark your imagination with simply the words on the pages.
Not to mention that, back then, I'd imagine they were also rather tricky to write. Plus, the supposed origin of the genre was a man who wrote his own bedtime story to read to his kids - and made it so they could decide what happened next. Super awesome to me, but I do understand how it could be lost on people who never read them
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It's pretty awesome how they sync'd that music with the video (especially in the beginning), but the gun itself...meh
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Oooh, the first candidate I've ever nominated - do I need to recuse myself from voting?
Naah, CYOA books are just way too awesome!
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