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Choose Your Own Adventure Books
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOKS
Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
Nominated by the_mad_nader

These books were popular in the 80's and early 90's, selling over 250 million copies between 1979-1998. Every book is packed with action and the reader is the star. Every couple of pages the reader needs to decide what he/she should do next.

  • If you decide to leave the shop, turn to page 4.
  • If you decide to talk to the shopkeeper, turn to page 5.

Depending on the reader's choices a  CYOA book can have a happy ending or one of many others.  There is even a CYOA book that has an ending that can only be reached by cheating.  Choose your own Adventure.

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Chindogu
CHINDOGU
Rank: Schultz Awesome Igi
Nominated by Awesome Igi

Kenji Kawakami coined the term Chindogu and inspired a wave of inventions. These inventions or Chindogu seem to be the perfect solution to everyday problems except they aren't.  (More Examples)

The Ten Tenets of Chindogu


From 101 UNUSELESS JAPANESE INVENTIONS
by Kenji Kawakami

  1. A Chindogu cannot be for real use.
  2. A Chindogu must exist.
  3. Inherent in every Chindogu is the spirit of anarchy.
  4. Chindogu are tools for everyday life.
  5. Chindogu are not for sale.
  6. Humor must not be the sole reason for creaitng a Chindogu.
  7. Chindogu is not propaganda.
  8. Chindogu are never taboo.
  9. Chindogu cannot be patented.
  10. Chindogu are without prejudice.

 

 

 

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Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Choose Your Own Adventure Books ) on 6/18/2009
Back before The Brick Testament launched my career to the heights of minor internet celebrity, my first brush with infamy was in 1997 as the creator of BRAD: the game, the internet's most perverted text-based Choose Your Own Adventure, loosely based on the exploits of my uncle Brad. http://www.bradthegame.com reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to Thad B. Awesome on 6/18/2009
I see Brad bringing you a second championship ring. reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to on 6/18/2009
i like to pretend that you are not actually a person. reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to onetwobri on 6/18/2009
but some sort of super intelligent robot or program reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome replied to onetwobri on 6/19/2009
If only. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to on 6/19/2009
Oh hells, you should relase BRAD: the game as an iPhone app. That shizz would KILL! reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Choose Your Own Adventure Books ) on 6/18/2009
Books that would have been better if they had been "Choose Your Own Adventure":

1) The Motorcycle Diaries
2) James Joyce's Ulysses
3) To Kill a Mockingbird
4) The Grapes of Wrath
5) Gravity's Rainbow
6) Anne Frank's Diary reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to Olav Rokne on 6/18/2009
3.) You stand at Boo Radley's house. To go in, turn to page #23. To leave, turn to page #43. To leave a burning bag of dog poo, turn to page #99. 4.) To stay in Oklahoma, turn to page #59. To go to California, turn to page #102. To battle the Zombie Invasion in Tulsa, go to page, #408. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to DorkPower on 6/18/2009
I turn to page #99! reply

Rank: Ermey Kymberlie R. McGuire
Kymberlie R. McGuire replied to on 6/18/2009
I would totally turn to page #408. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 6/18/2009
6.) The Nazi's are down stairs. To wish them a happy Hanukkah turn to page 29. To hide in the attic turn to page 107. To call in airstrike using telepathy turn to page 91. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 6/18/2009
You need to write this!!!!! reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 6/18/2009
Anne Frank's Choose Your Own Diary, in a Borders near you summer 2010 :) reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar replied to Ghazi on 6/21/2009
I smell a Disney Presents "Anne Franke's CYOD" On Ice!!! reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Chindogu ) on 6/15/2009
Great new video for Chindogu. I especially like the Pachinko shoes. reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to The Dude on 6/15/2009
I see a Bukowski-like turn-around coming with the new video. reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to on 6/17/2009
yah the video helps A real lot.... reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about Choose Your Own Adventure Books ) on 6/12/2009
I think you had to be a kid in the early 80's to appreciate Choose Your Own Adventure. They were video games before video games. The whole concept of a book was taken to a whole different place, where you were the hero making the choices. There were different worlds to be explored, based on the choices you made. I bought every new one as soon as it hit the shelves. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to DorkPower on 6/12/2009
+1! That's exactly how I described CYOA books when I nominated them! Totally revolutionary, when you think that back then the term "interactive" didn't apply to absolutely everything. I think they helped foster my love of books - kinda like training wheels in a way - because they sorta helped spark your imagination with simply the words on the pages. Not to mention that, back then, I'd imagine they were also rather tricky to write. Plus, the supposed origin of the genre was a man who wrote his own bedtime story to read to his kids - and made it so they could decide what happened next. Super awesome to me, but I do understand how it could be lost on people who never read them reply

Rank: Schultz Under the Radar
Under the Radar commented ( about Chindogu ) on 6/9/2009
It's not just the scissors- it's an art form of making useful inventions that just will never really be produced...I saw in a Chindogu book a device for collecting leftover bits of soap that will compress them into a new bar of soap; a few years later some company actually started making them in the US and it was subsequently taken out of the Chindogu books. That's dedication. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Chindogu ) on 6/6/2009
Uhhhmmm, I don't want to sell the awesomeness of Chindogu short but...scissors? I'm getting the feeling there's more to these "inventions", but just not picking it up... reply

Rank: Blade JS
JS replied to the_mad_nader on 6/6/2009
I don't know much about Chindogu itself, but those scissors look like a pair of "shredder scissors". I have a knock-off with more blades than the one in the picture. It was marketed as a low-cost alternative to a shreader, but it just takes ten times as long and is ten times as messy. Shredder Scissors-good idea, except it doesn't work. Which I guess is the definition of Chindogu. It would be nice to see more examples, though. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to JS on 6/7/2009
Thanks - I don't believe I've ever seen "shredder scissors", but after your description and looking again at the pic, I think you're right. I guess the CONCEPT of a simple manual device that accomplishes the same task as a complicated, (relatively) expensive electronic gadget is pretty awesome...if it worked well! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to on 6/8/2009
I think we are still trying to get some more photos we have the rights to use. Chindogu is definitely awesome and hilarious, we better polish it off quick! reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman commented ( about Chindogu ) on 6/5/2009
New MAP right here. I think that no one really cares enough about this to oppose this reply

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Chindogu ) on 6/5/2009
Japanese scissors? Is that what I'm voting on here? Can anyone explain? reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Choose Your Own Adventure Books ) on 6/5/2009
Oooh, the first candidate I've ever nominated - do I need to recuse myself from voting? Naah, CYOA books are just way too awesome! reply


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