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CAPES
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Let's face it, wearing a cape makes everything better. Whether it's running in the back yard, diving onto a hotel bed, plunging the toilet or  fighting off your roommate—the task at hand is much much more enjoyable with a cape. The cape makes you and everyone around you believe that you are special, swifter, more graceful, worthy, important and down right awesome. So if you're just doing your job or going on your morning jog, don't forget the cape.

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The Lone Ranger
THE LONE RANGER
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Straight from the Lone Ranger tv series opening narration: "With his faithful Indian companion, Tonto, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains led the fight for law and order in the early western United States. Nowhere in the pages of history can one find a greater champion of justice."

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Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot commented ( about this matchup ) on 8/19/2009
Why doesn't the Lone Ranger wear a cape? What kind of hero does he think he is? reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Awesomealot on 8/21/2009
because a cowboy with a cape would be supergay, and they don't allow those people in Texas. reply

Rank: Schultz Jerza
Jerza commented ( about The Lone Ranger ) on 8/13/2009
The lone ranger's sidekicks name was Tonto. spanish for silly stupid. That is pretty rough considering he was native american and A) was not silly or stupid and B) probably didn't even speak spanish. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Capes ) on 8/5/2009
I learned from "The Incredibles" and "Watchmen" that capes are not Awesome, and can in fact, become a massive liability in the fighting of crime. But I learned from 300 that it's not really g** to wear only a leather speedo and a cape, so I'm torn about capes. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 8/5/2009
I don't think that this particular G a y needs to be screened. reply

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome replied to The Dude on 8/5/2009
I'm picturing capes like when I was a little kid and felt empowered when I put one on. Those memories are whats making me vote for capes. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Love of the Awesome on 8/5/2009
ok, but if you're cape gets caught in a revolving door and you get gunned down by your arch rival, don't come crying to me. reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil replied to The Dude on 8/24/2009
Dude if you aren't awesome enough to wear a cape something bad will happen to you for sure and you will deserve it. Batman, Superman, Zorro... They never had trouble wearing the awesome mantle. Capes are awesome! reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about The Lone Ranger ) on 8/2/2009
I'm not thaaat old, but even I wanted to be the Lone Ranger when I was a kid! reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to the_mad_nader on 8/2/2009
Yep. Can't say I ever wanted to be Billy Mays. reply


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